James: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.
Alan: Sure they are.
James: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Alan: Okay.
James: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake.
Alan: ...
James: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Alan, now crying: James, please stop.
Louise, fascinated: No, continue, please.
Alyssa: Wait I feel like we had this before-
Alika: None of that is wrong if you think about it hard enough.
Ela: Not you too-
Image: No no, they're right. You two, please go on.
Greninja: Image don't encourage them.
Alyssa: So I guess my least favourite cake is lasagna.
Calla: Of course it is.
Ela: What? No-
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RandomWelcome to the Boarding House Of Madness, filled with different fandom characters (or species' from different fandoms) all trying to get along with each other! *The only characters that belong to me entirely are: Image, Alyssa, Alika, Elaquavialla (...
