Boarding House Of Madness

Sexual Orientations

Louise: Small question, but what are your sexual orientations? You don't have to answer if you don't want to. I am at least 180 degrees myself. 

James: Romantically, I think I have 83 protons. But sexual attraction, who are they? 

Alan: For fricks sake, I am not into kitchen appliances.

Freddy: I- What? Animatronics? Sexual orientation?

Springbonnie: I don't think any of us have one?

Goldie: The heck?

Puppet: Yeah this makes no sense for us-

Sans: K e t c h u p-

Alyssa: Excluding them I think most of us are straight.

Cinderace: NO GRENINJA IS TOTALLY GAY-

Greninja: I AM NOT-

Cinderace: YOU ARE SO GAY FOR CYANIDE-

Greninja: I'VE NEVER EVEN MET HIM IN REAL LIFE-

Cinderace: MAYBE YOU'RE BI-

Greninja: I'M STRAIGHT DANG IT-

Froakie: This again?

Raboot: Is he actually gay or bi?

Frogadier: Not that we knew of.

Cinderace: HOW DO Y'ALL NOT SEE?! IT'S SO OBVIOUS- *Gets cut off by a water shuriken flying past his face*

Greninja: BE QUIET, I SAID I'M STRAIGHT!

Cinderace: NEVER!!!! *Runs away from Greninja, who is now out to get him*

Eevee: ... So how long do you think it'll take to get him?

Pikachu: Considering Greninja already has a higher speed stat to start, and Cinderace's brave nature lowers his speed stat by 10% while Greninja's nature is neutral and changes nothing, and they're both a fairly decent level... Not long.

Froakie: Cinderace is at least 11 points behind Greninja for speed, right?

Eevee: Sounds pretty close.

Pikachu: Really?

Froakie: Of course the higher his level gets the more points he loses to that 10%.

Frogadier: This is too complicated, let's just say Greninja is faster.

Raboot: Cindy's in trouble~!

Bendy: ... Is it fair to say I have no idea what my orientation is?

Alice: We're kids cartoon characters from an era of black and white. I'd assume in the cartoons we were all straight.

Boris: Guess we're going with that?

Bendy: I'm going with heck no to any romantic or sexual interests.

Jay: All of us seem to be straight. We've all only had crushes on girls.

Cole: Kai is definitely straight. Whenever we get to this topic all he talks about is girls.

Kai: Yep!

Canada: Let's be honest. Did anyone in this book ever really give any thought to what they are, or did we all just assume our own sexuality?

Everyone: ...

Canada: Yeah... ANYWAYS-

Alyssa: For the sake of diversity I'm going to add a new character in a couple of days, but this chapter is getting pretty long so we should leave it here.

Cinderace: WAIT HELP HE'S STILL AFTER ME I'M GETTING TIRED I ONLY SAID THE TRUTH WHY IS HE CHASING ME-

Greninja: YOU KNOW WHY!!

Froakie: *Eating popcorn* Haha.

Vulpix: Froakie!

Froakie: What? Want some?

*Cinderace and Greninja screaming at each other in the background*