Boarding House Of Madness

Oh Boy 2

James: Is soup a drink? I mean, it's just a liquid, so we can say "drink your soup". Now that I say that, I think that's the main reason whenever Matthew has his soup in a thermos, he just chugs the entire thing down.

*All my OCs take five huge steps away from James*

Alyssa: Actually, I think he's right. I just looked up the definition of drink. Soup qualifies.

Image: "A liquid that can be swallowed as refreshment or nourishment." Huh, it does.

Louise: So, we decided that we wanted to have contact to the mystery people, AKA the people who often contact either Alan's or my phone, 24/7. So we got a random phone that wasn't being used back in our world and converted it into a device that will only have contact with my "mystery people" 24/7. Alan's "mystery people" decided to not be in contact 24/7, and we convinced them to not contact Alan anymore.

Alan: What are the peeps up to right now?

James: Let's see.

*the device is opened, and sobbing can be heard*

Mei: What happened here?!

Alexis: Bec just realized that maple syrup was technically the blood of trees. Since she is a nature-loving mapleholic, she broke down.

Casey: Bec? Who's-oh.

Alexis: Yeah, it's Jacqueline.

Louise: The thought is so uncomfortable.

Alexis: Noah, get the boat. *a dragging noise can be heard*

Noah: I got him!

Alexis: That is SUCH a bad joke.

Jack: Noah, why did you drag me?!

Noah: Look at your flag. What is the main aspect?

Jack: A boat.

Noah: Alexis, repeat your sentence.

Alexis: Alright. "Noah, get the boat".

Noah: Now do you get it?

Jack: Yep.

Noah: You are so stupid.

Jack: HEY! *Noah and Jack then get into an argument*

Alexis: Oh, also, the main reason why they built the device was because you also could have a chance to figure who we are. Be careful, we often drop subtle hints. Except for this one. It was way too obvious.

*Jacqueline can still be heard sobbing*

Louise: Let's stop the conversation here, shall we?

Alexis: Yep.

James: I'll get some popcorn so we can enjoy Noah and Jack's argument.

Alexis: Ha! I'm pretty sure that it's going to be about boats and Jack himself.

Louise: For sure.

Greninja: Wait, we're supposed to guess who you are?

Calla: Now I'm confused.

Alika: Same.

Ela: You know it's a problem when those two are confused. They're never confused.

Calla: Never mind, I figured it out.

Alika: Yep. Just took a minute for that to click. Apparently we're being dragged into a game against our will.

Ela: Since when is that a surprise?

Bendy: Oh joy...

T.B: Wait, but we know who you are, don't we?!