This House Takes No Dares

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Lil:*thinks*Hmmmmmmm-I got it.*pulls the most dangerous sword out of Wonder*I dare you guys to do a sword fighting competition!*pulls out A LOT of swords out of Wonder*

Wonder:*realises she's just a tool*My life is lie...

Sismare:I dare this house to be fire, ice, wind, plant, earth, etc.

Drawfey:*wakes up*I hear dares! I dare you guys to fight off a buch of creepers. Yes minecraft creepers, YOu HEaRd mE.

Lunar:I'm gonna leave-

Drawfey:Never or I'll-

Lunar:Ok never mind.

Byte:Three dares? Wow. Wait what about that one pet that...I think Bendy was buying?

Bendy: I can't find anything online! And pet stores are closed, obviously.

Ela: What even passes for a magic pet?

Alika: Phoenix and Whisp would be offended by the need for more mythical creatures if they were in this book.

Gray: Misty is in this book and she's offended.

Star: Lets get another dragon.

Gray: Misty is even more offended.

Misty: *Offended roars from outside*

Alyssa: I'm not writing an entire sword fighting competition.

Greninja: Free for all.

*Long story short, Greninja, Kai, Gray, Wu, and Asgore tied*

Image: *Whispers something to the wall* ... Okay, I'll tell them.

Vulpix: What?

Image: The house says since it's not an official character in the book it doesn't take dares.

Froakie: Fair.

Bendy: Our house is alive?

T.B: I like how Bendy is the first one to question that.

Image: So I guess it's time to summon the creepers.

Alyssa: Please no-

Greninja: I still laugh whenever I think about that one creeper that scared you so badly you screamed-

Alyssa: Usually I'm able to keep quiet but that one creeper-

Frogadier: It didn't even sneak up on you!

Cinderace: Yeah, you were just running through the forest!

Petra: Was I here for this?

Cinderace: Yes, but I don't know if you saw her playing.

Image: *Snaps her fingers and everyone is in a Minecraft field surrounded by creepers*

Alyssa: No WeApOnS?!

Image: Oh right. *Snaps fingers again and everyone has diamond armour and swords*

*A few minutes later*

Greninja: That's way too many potholes and way too much gunpower-

Alyssa: This isn't a hardcore world, right?

T.B: Who did we lose?

Image: There's a respawn point.

Bendy: Where?

Image: The house.

Freddy: Why...?

Image: That's the last place everyone slept.

Alika: ... Checks out.

Survivors: Alyssa, Image, Alika, Ela, Gray, NV, Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Lloyd, Nya, Wu, Freddy, Foxy, Golden Freddy, T.B, BB, JJ, Puppet, Nightmare, Nightmare Fredbear, Springbonnie, Bendy, Boris, Alice, Frisk, Chara, Asriel, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Asgore, Canada, Ontario, Quebec, Manitoba, PEI, Alberta, Nunavut, Greninja, Frogadier, Froakie, Pikachu, Koffing, Raboot, Eevee, Cinderace, Grookey, Rookidee, Vulpix, Petra, Colin, Blake, Malcolm, Eileen, Lyle, Sinopa, Callista, Vix, Clarabelle, Sol

Image: That's more than expected.

Vulpix: I only survived thanks to Froakie-

Froakie: Creepers can go die.

Frogadier: Agreed.

Frisk: I only killed them because they're video game characters.

Chara: We're video game characters.

Frisk: ... Well frick-

Eileen: Easy.

Blake: Yep.

Malcolm: We learned way too much about Minecraft within the first couple of weeks of life and got good at the game faster than should be acceptable-

Eileen: Probably.

T.B: How did Puppet and Springbonnie survive?!

Springbonnie: Pure luck.

Alberta: Those creepers yeed their last haw-

Quebec: Shush.

Ontario: *Gasp* QuEbEc ThAt'S nOt VeRy NiCe-

Canada: The three of you, shush.

Petra: Did Rookidee seriously survive just by flying around the whole time?

Colin: She's carrying Grookey, the heck-

Greninja: Seems like it.

Cinderace: Wow.

Image: Everyone ready to go back?

Nya: Looks like it.

Image: Cool, let's go! *Snaps her fingers and everyone is back at the Boarding House*

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