Wars And Stuff

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F.A:A...who here like the classic american ribeye steak?

M.A:Ok....you think we should?

F.A:Well..I don't mind...how about you M.A?

What sound like the whistling of a bomb could be hear from M.A

F.A:A.....M.A?

M.A: It fine, It fine..

The sound of an explosion, lot of concrete falling and multiple gunshots could be heard...

M.A: Oh, tienes que estar bromeando!!

F.A:A...what is-

M.A:They broke my sound proof wall....well time to teacher some mother fu*kers what I do to those who ruin my stuff!!!

The sound of a shotgun pumping could be heard along with...what seemed like heavy metal music

F.A:A..I think M.A will be busy for a little...why do you-

The sound of a powerful Shotgun blast could be heard, along with the sound of...a....(let just say the splashing of liquid and metal just to be kid friendly...I hope)

M.A: ALWAYS STARTED MY CHAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A WARZONE? YEAH...I WAS WONDERING THAT MYSELF!!!!

Alyssa: Ah yes, kid friendly but there was a Spanish swear that had to be removed. Thank you.

Alika: What is happening?

Radio: Forget the question, there was a soundproof wall?

Bendy: Anyways... All of us here like ribeye steak. Up there as one of the entire house's favourite foods, actually.

Ela: ... Why is there a warzone...?

Aqua: I-I don't wa-want to know...

Calla: Well, this brings up bad memories.

Aviana: Memories are my thing Calla!

Calla: We share the same memories dork. We're the same person.

Ela: Wow.

Aqua: Geez...

Alika: Insults with Calla are rare... Proud of you Lil Sis!

Calla: *Sticks her tongue out at Alika's joke*

Byte:No Cyan and Clementine your not in a game. They're just unhappy that they're not in a game.

Den:I will order a copy of the Skeld. Just you wait!*Getting his phone and ordering a Skeld*

Alyssa: Just you wait, just you wait~!

Froakie: H A M I L T O N-

Sea Green:What?

Byte:Alright Lil, Sismare, and Mini. Let's put on our Christmas clothes on.

Byte, Lil, Sismare, and Mini:*Putting on there Christmas clothes*

Den:Aright it should arrive soon.

Alyssa: I keep interrupting in the middle of the comment's dialogue sorry not sorry-

Chara: The reference had to be made okay?!?!

Vulpix: Byte, Lil, Sismare, Mini, I like your Christmas outfits!

Greninja: Can we even fit The Skeld in either of the yards?

Alyssa: ... No.

Frisk: Then why are we not concerned that Den just ordered one?

Image: Because I could Thanos snap it out of existence in an instant if I wanted to. It wouldn't even be super slow and turning to dust like with Thanos either. It would actually be instantaneous disappearing into thin air without a trace.

Alyssa: First that, second I'm still more concerned about the incoming package since there's more mystery around that than around ordering a space ship. How do you order an entire space ship anyways? I would like to know how this works please-

Mini:I'm going to go get tea...Eh I'll get marshmallows or some cookies.*Activates rocket mode to go faster to the kitchen*

Alyssa: What do marshmallows and cookies have to do with tea? All in the pantry by the way, Mini!

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