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Summer: Ilikereadingships says; Okii ^^ Goes back to eating nerds-

Alyssa: Those things always taste sour to me at first.

Alika: Maybe they're supposed to.

Star: Guys, we've got more snack in the kitchen. Quit trying to nab the nerds.

Bendy: Is it candy or bacon soup?

Star: It's not a meal bendy. Just some candy, chips, and some other snack foods.

T.B: I want to try some Phoenix Island food! Koni keeps telling me about it in video calls!

Alika: ...

Star: ...

Alika: ...

Star: ... I may need-

Alika: Okay, okay, I get it. I'll teach you how to make Phoenix Sweet Cake.

Star: Thank you~!

Image: In this house, you start talking about food, everyone rants.

Freddy: Can we order a pizza for dinner?

Toriel: We have a meal plan Freddy!

Chara: Is there chocolate in there?

Chica: Yes, but don't spoil your appetite.

Chara: No promises!

Chica: Fine by me. That's your mom's problem, not mine.

Alika: Calla-

Calla: What...

Alika: Do we have sugar?

Calla: Yes.

Alika: What kind?

Calla: Does it matter?

Star: Yeah, needs to be white flower sugar or something.

Alika: Just white sugar is fine if we don't have that.

Calla: We don't have anything from your island here!

Alika: White sugar it is!

T.B: I want chicken wings.

Greninja: Why is everyone screaming about food?

Froakie: If I'm a frog...

Frogadier: No.

Froakie: And frogs eat flies in the wild...

Frogadier: No.

Froakie: I could fix our fly problem...

Frogadier: There's only one fly currently in the house Froakie. Seriously, no.

Froakie: And fill up my stomach at the same time!

Frogadier: I said no. Thrice.

Froakie: Fine. I don't know if they'd taste good anyways.

Pikachu: When will the food be ready?

Star: I don't know, just keep Froakie and Koffing out of the kitchen. Cinderace, your water is boiling.

Cinderace: Got it. Thanks for heating up the kettle while the oven was in use Charmander.

Charmander, who only planned on sitting around and reading anyways: No problem.

Bendy: Why were you using the cooling rack for the cookies to hold the kettle above Charmander's tail flame? Was nobody going to watch that? What if it'd fallen?

Cinderace: If he's going to sit up on the kitchen counter, I don't know what everyone else expects.

*The FNAF animatronics are having a very very loud conversation about pizza and fast food in the back of the room, taking up an entire couch and then some as Bendy and Boris grab a bag of chips, sit on another couch, and turn on the TV which starts blaring. The CH gang is floating all over the place, and Quebec drags poutine into the FNAF Gang's conversation, making it even louder and more obnoxious as everyone argues. Meanwhile the UT characters are floating around the dining room table, looking at the snack options, and the Pokecrew is all over the place, drifting through the halls and every public room available, also talking about what they want for supper.*

Image: See?

Greninja: Watching and listening to this is very confusing.

Alyssa: You can leave if you want. The halls are pretty empty, and I don't think anyone is in our room or outside.

Greninja: Nah, I'll stay. Don't expect me to understand much or be paying much attention for a little while though.

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