A Collection of Random Writing

SPIDER! (>2017)

"Aargh!!"

"What is it Relina?"

"There is a spider in the house!"

"So what? Why'd you have to wake me up during the middle of the night? Every house has a spider every few times."

"Well, sorry. For your information, that spider was as big as my bed! It was crawling towards me!"

"Ugh fiiiine. I'll check it out later, but stop exaggerating."

I tiptoed up the stairs as not to scare the so called 'spider as big as a bed'. When the door creaked open, I didn't see any spiders.

"Where's your spider, Relina?" I asked.

"Over there!"

What Relina had pointed to was in fact, not a spider. It looked like a black speck from where I was, so I walked towards the direction Relina had pointed to to investigate. 

"That's just an ant!"

"It was going to eat me!"

"Now, calm down. How could it eat you when it's this small? No offense to the ant."

"W, well, it was at least going to bite me!"

"Just go to bed. It's not going to hurt you."

"O, ok..."

Ten minutes later, Relina shouted at the top of her lungs about a spider again. 

"Relina, just come downstairs," I told Relina.

"I'm too scared to move!" Relina replied.

"Hold on, I'm coming."

I brought Relina to the living room.

"You're far enough from your room now right? You should be able to sleep now."

"I... I don't know. I don't think I would be able to sleep if that spider hasn't been taken care of."

"Whatever. Get some rest."

Another ten minutes pass, and Relina yelled and squealed louder than ever before.

"What now!?"

"T...THE SPIDER!! It grew and it's bigger than ever!"

"Your scream's louder than ever! I'm about to go deaf!"

"You don't believe me, do you!? Look for yourself!"

"Fine! I'll look! It better not be a bigger ant."

When I first saw the spider, it was just a baby red back spider. It quickly resized into a giant spider, about ten times the size of a human. Even I was afraid. I quickly ran out of the house, incinerated the place. I had contained the fire well to only burn the house and everything in it. I bought a new house and lived there instead. Relina followed me to that house as well. All was good, until...

"Aargh!!"