A Collection of Random Writing

Craxhrsad

"I am the walrus..." said the one over there with a metallic, booming bass voice.

"Who are you?" I asked, begrudgingly.

"......I am you, and you am I. Would you like a cookie?"

A silence breeze bloomed passed both of us.. or should I say both of me. The cold wetness of the rain increased ten fold.

"N-nya thank you..,,"

"That is a lie, isn't it," walrus I said to myself "you would like a cookie DONT you."

"Yeah. YeAh! I wOULD like a cookie. You saw right through me, haha,"

I laugh maniacally

"As expected of myself.

..."

Wait a second.
Walrus?
Who was that?
I look at it carefully.
It did not have two arms and two legs, or a neck apparently for that matter. It is hands had no fingers, and the skin was grey.
It was an elephant.
I did not- do not have time for this. No time to deal with the fact that an elephant pretending to be me claimed it was tHE walrus. Not when nobody else was here at my birthday party at the park. Walrus elephant me and I drifted upwards in the general direction of people. This was MY conquest to find people who would come to my party, and see the so called COMRADIONSHIP.

"Yo!"

I fall backwards onto the muddy grass (because it was raining in) SHOCK. The mud splashes into my jacket, with the cold goopy mess slowly seeping onto my skin.

"Y- he- helyo,"

"What are you doing here? It's raining, and this is an abandoned park."

"It is MY birthday today. I will proceed with my plan of spitting in my favourite park, as I had made an elaborate plan three thousand and one seconds ag—"

"Ooohhhh. Happy birthday 🥳! What are you doing to celebrate? :)"

"Ahah,,ahahaha.... I had spent my time speaking to an aquatic animal 🦔which wasn't actually aquatic!? XDDd"

An uncomfortable silence. Trying to impress these person was tricky. They interrupted my lovely sentence, but they weren't a bad one.

"Oh yeah and sitting in th- my favourite park."

"Not spitting?"

".................,.,.,."

"Ok then, did you invite anyone?"

I LEAP! in epiphany. THAT'S why nobody came. I didn't do the vONDAVUL art of inviting! Nobody came, with the exception of this person.

"W A IT HERE"

I hear the person scream

" BUT IT'S RAINING!"

There was no use. I yelled back,

"SAVE YOURE BREATH!!!"

I was already on my way.

I dASH and splash in the rain to the closest treasure store. I GRAB the closest item which proceeded to conform into the shape of the empty space within my fist. It was a bouncy WATER ball in the shape of a ball which represented an eyes. I teleported to the counter and whiplashed the monetary piece of whatever it was, and proceeded to pay for the squishy gooey liquid wrapped in an airtight seal of rubber. I had bought a pair. Time to declare 'friendshippings'.

I move my legs one in front of the other in a fast smooth movement back to the park. I search for the mysterious persons of whom which went and greeted me with 'Yo!' and questioned my birth celebratorying. Instead, I found the walrus? elephant? me thing standing where the mysteriouso stood once before. I then realised. This whole time, I was talking to the Elephant Walrus, and nobody else. This kind animal, this huge beauty, is the only one who could be my comrade.

"Here's your party bag."

I go to hand over the eye ball.

"And which thus concludes our meeting. Friendly companioning?"

"Haha what is that? Well whatever. Friendly conpanioning."

The sky cleared, the rain now gone. A peculiar arrangement of colours placed in the clear blue sky is visible. The stress eyes in which had glittery glitter located in the water visible through the iris glittered. I stare into the eyes of my new companionship partner friendy firendo with the big sparkliy eyes, then whisper,

"Your face."