WHY NOT HAVE ANOTHER

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Killer: Okay, here's the plan. First, we set off the castle's fire alarms-
Dust:
Killer, we can't set off an alarm if there's no fire!
Killer:
Okay, fine. First, we'll start a fire-

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Error: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Ink:
They do
Error:
Why do you say that with such certainty?

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Horror: What are you writing?
Nightmare:
The Star Sanses want to know what kind of crimes we plan to commit. I'm letting them know it's private information
Horror:
*staring at the paper* That just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy

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Lust: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me
Dream:
How did you get in my house?
Lust:
Exactly

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Dream: What scares you the most?
Blue:
Sharks
Dust:
Bugs
Ink:
The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards our inevitable deaths
Error:
Ink

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Cray: It's a package from my dad
Cil:
It's heavy, what is it?
Cray:
Must be his disappointment in me

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Sci: So what's your favourite colour?
Fell (being tested in IQ):
Really? Don't ask me dumb questions
Sci:
How is formic acid prepared in a lab? Give the chemical reactions for it
Fell:
Fell:
My favourite colour is red

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Dante: Change is inedible
Gradient:
You mean inevitable?
Dante:
*Spits out a concerning amount of coins* I did not

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Nightmare: Who did it?
Killer:
Lust
Dust:
Lust
Lust:
Lust
Nightmare:
Lust:
Dammit

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Cross: Okay, if they ask who we are, I'm the leader, Horror's my number two, Lust's our combat strength, Killer's our intelligence and Dust is the canary
Dust:
Canary?
Cross:
We send you in first, if you die we know the room is dangerous

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Otago: Don't worry, I have a permit
Ink:
This just says "I can do what I want"

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Fresh: Error just took the wheels from my heelys, I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings
Fresh:
I have to walk down the hallways like a common wench and I'm livid

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