Lotus: *getting visibly angrier*
Rurik: God you look so cute when you're mad
Lotus: Well I'm about to get real fucking adorable.
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Ink: Wait how big are you though?
Error: Like 1 meter 60-ish?
Ink: No, I mean like in bed. how big are you?
Error: Still 1 meter 60, just sideways
Ink: *leaves*
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Sans: What if ducks threw bread back at you?
Fell: You'd have to duck
Papyrus: I hate you both
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Silver: So how's Raven coping with Covid-19 and quarantine?
Goth: He's okay. I think nothing phases him at this point. Watch this.
Goth: Hey Raven?
Raven: Yo.
Goth: There's an asteroid headed to earth. Death is imminent.
Raven: *sipping a juice box* Lit.
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Sci: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives
Sans:
Sci: So to answer your question, no I did not punch Fell-
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May: If you shame girls about their breast size, I will push you into traffic.
Murder: Who's flat now?
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Reaper: So Geno just asked me how many birthdays there are. Is it 7.5 billion or 365?
Reaper: And the more I thought about it, the more I thought I had a mental illness.
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Juzo: I'm invoking the "no judgments" clause of our friendship.
Josh: Oh, what the fuck what did you do?
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Pallete: I've only slept 9 hours in the past 4 days and am on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Pallete: *bites into his phone*
Pallete: This isn't a bagel
