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Nightmare: Line up and we'll do a head count to see if we're all here
Nightmare: *counting quietly* IVE SEEN PRIDE PARADES STRAIGHTER THAN THIS LINE
Dust: But Sir.. We're at a pride parade-

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Dust: Soooooo how was your honeymoon?
Horror: *putting down his bag* Interesting to say the least.
Blue: Why?
Horror: Because Lust got really drunk then tried to burn our marriage certificate saying 'Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!'
Lust: *hazy hungover flashbacks*

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Sci: Horror, do you even know what you're doing?
Horror (with his arm down a dead deer's throat): Positive!
Sci: Y'know it's stomach is full of acid right?
Horror: So that explains the tickling feeling on my hand-

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FellSwap: Who the fuck are you?
SwapFell: You, but backwards and sexier

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2 y/o Josh: *crying*
Lust: Make him stop!
Horror: You make him stop!
Nightmare: *Gives Josh a highly dangerous knife*
Josh: *stops crying*
Horror:
Lust:

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