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Reaper: You can't just set all your problems on fire.
Geno: You'd be surprised how many things are flammable.

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Horror: When I say I'm 'feral' it doesn't always mean I'm angry.
Horror: Maybe I'm just stupid and if you give me food you'll earn my trust and I'll follow you around.


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Horror: What the fuck?
Killer: No, it's where the fuck
Lust: No, it's who the fuck
Cross: It should be why the fuck
Dust: THE  F U C K

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Geno: REAPER NO
Reaper: But he's-
Geno: I SAID NO

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Cil: *recording a TikTok in the bathroom with a towel on his head* So, my parents decided to go on a date, and not tell me so they left me home alone. And, me being me, I panicked because they weren't here.
Cil:
Cil: Note to you. Don't leave me on my own, I will have a mental breakdown. And because of that I-- *yanks towel off of head*
I DYED MY HAIR BLUE!!
DONT LEAVE ME ALONE

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Nightmare: So how many weapons do you want?
Horror: y e s

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Fresh: How do I know if the pasta is ready?
PJ: Throw it at the wall, if it sticks, it's ready.
Fresh: *throws pot of pasta at the wall*
Pasta: *falls on the floor*
Fresh: *staring at it* Maybe 2 more minutes

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Goth: Hey look a vampire!
Reaper: Goth don't-
Goth: *shuffling towards it* I'm gonna do it
Reaper: Don't do it
Goth: *touches it's shoulder* boop
Vampire: the fuck?-
Geno: WHAT A MADLAD HE DID IT

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Josh: I'm home alone-
Josh: IM HOME ALONE

~Later~

Lust: Josh I'm back
Josh: *eating chips in the dark and watching Netflix*

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Killer: NIGHTMARE!
Nightmare: What?
Killer: Where are my kids?
Nightmare: Your kids?
Killer: Our kids, where are they?
Nightmare: Ummmmm
Killer: Where-
Nightmare: UMMMMMMMM
Nightmare: With Horror
Killer: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THEM

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Fresh: I hate you
Greaser: I hate you more
Fresh:
Greaser:
Fresh: That's not cool
Greaser: Neither are you
Fresh: At least I don't look like a budget knockoff of Elvis Presley
Greaser: *offended gasping*
PJ and Cil: OOOOOOH

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*In fantasyland Narcia*
Ink: Guys-
Horror: Error, why do you look like an old mage?
Error: I'm not going to question why you and Lust look like  horses and skeletons fused together so don't question me.
Ink: GUYS WE HAVE A JOB TO DO

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Dust: Horror stop
Horror: *Eating*
Dust: Horror!
Horror: *still eating*
Dust: HORROR STOP YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF

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Fell: I wanna go fast
Classic: *Terrified af in the passenger seat* I'm not sure that's legal
Fell: Driving a car fast?
Classic: It's illegal
Fell: *Pressing on the accelerator* I paid for the whole speedometer I'll use the whole speedometer!

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Murder: *Beating the shit out of an Elmo toy*
Classic: RED HELP ELMO
Fell: I can't father that well!!

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Dream: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
Blue: *reading from a dictionary* Used to indicate a person, thing, idea, state, event, time, or remark, as present, near, just mentioned or pointed out, supposed to be understood, or by way of emphasis.
Dream: Okay thank you

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Bad guys: *looking out the window*
Nightmare: Is he really doing that?
Cross: He's doing that
Dust: He's doing that
Lust: He's doing that
Killer: He's doing that

Horror: *Spraying sheep with a hose* WET WOOL

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