Classic: Wouldn't it be cool if our age was levels instead? Like instead of saying im 24 years old, I'm level 24
Lust: My daughter died at level 3
Fell: Haha noob
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Cross: *in the gc* Use one emoji to describe your past 6 days
Dust: 😴
Night: ☕
Killer: 😎
Lust: 🍻
Horror: There is no emoji for the amount of children I have eaten
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Jūzō: We really need this broken, so who's the clumsiest person we know?
Sprinkle and Jūzō: DAD!
*Seconds later*
Sprinkle: Dad can you hold this for just 5 seconds please?
Dust: Yeah sure. *holds it perfectly for 5 seconds*
Jūzō: *snatches it off Dust* Why couldn't you have managed that when I was a baby?!
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Bounty: Murder, what do you do when you like a guy?
Murder: Tell him
Bounty: What if he doesn't like you?
Murder: Then you kill him
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Murder: Old McDonald had a farm
Classic: EA EA Sports
Fell: $5.00 for the rest of the song
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*In a drama group*
Someone: I bet Pallete can't imitate a guitar using just accapella-
Pallete: Goth, give me that fucking microphone
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Horror: Lust, I'm calling you out
Lust: What?
Horror: You have got one HELL OF AN ASS
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Cray: Alcohol is cool, but have you ever had someone care about you? Me either. Pass the bottle-
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Error: You don't like Minecraft, you're after the nostalgia of an older game-
Fresh: *rolling up his sleeves* Jammy hold me back-
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Geno: No amount of therapy can help me.
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Fell: Are you crying?
Lust: *through the tears caused by Fells constant insults* yes-
Fell: Fantastic
