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Blue: Sans, what is procrastination?
Sans: Basically drinking a coffee every hour and lazing around doing nothing with the energy it gives.
Fell: *drinking a coffee* Absolutely-

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Nightmare: HURRY UP AND KILL THEM!
Dust: Sorry Sir! The chainsaw's out of petrol!
Horror: *frantically refueling the chainsaw*
Nightmare: I can not believe you-

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Ink: *holding up a lump of deadly substances* Can I eat this?
Sci: Yep
Ink: Oh sweet.. Wait-
Ink: Should I eat this?
Sci: Absolutely not.

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SwapFell: Can you guys stop?
Horror: *through a mouthful of lamb* Stop what?
SwapFell: You guys are so undignified-
Cross: When?
SwapFell: What do you mean 'when'?
Cross: WHEN DID WE ASK FOR YOUR OPINION?!

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