AHHHHHHHHHH
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Fresh: Treat Skyrim NPCs the way you want to be treated.
Cray: Killed with no hesitation
Fresh: No
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Ink: Get ready to hear: The top ways bad guys fucked themselves over.
1- Tripped on sandwich
2- Trip on ball
3- Trip on balls
4- Tripping balls
5- Trip on eyeballs
Nightmare: My team is fucking useless-
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Dust: *limping* Guys guys stop I'm in fucking agony!
Everyone: *stops*
Cross: You're not in agony, you're uncomfortable.
Dust: Oh, I didn't realize you were a doctor, so go give yourself a FUCKING PROSTATE EXAM AND LEAVE ME TO REST
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Jock!Fresh: *deepthroats a random highlighter with ease and percision only to spit it in the bin*
Nerd!PJ: I guess that time in the lockerooms really paid off-
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Fell Pallete: *yelling at Pallete in a military voice* HOW FAT IS THAT ASS?!
Pallete: *saluting* FAT SIR
Fell Pallete: That's what I like to hear, I only like my men with FAT BOOTAYS *points to Fell Goth*
Fell Pallete: DO YOU LIKE IT THICC SARGENT?!7
Pallete: YES SIR
Fell Pallete: I DON'T THINK YOU DO
*silence*
Both: *crack up laughing*
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Nightmare: Before I hire you, I need you to name a business mistake caused by careless management.
Lust: A prostitute getting pregnant.
Night:
Lust:
Night: You're hired
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Red: *To Horror* I know you want him but I love this big old cow-
Classic: *yelling from the kitchen* EXCUSE ME
Red: Not you Sweetie! The actual cow!!
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Josh: Mum can I go to a party?
Lust: Are you gonna drink?
Josh: No
Lust: Are you gonna do drugs?
Josh: No
Lust: Are you gonna have sex?
Josh: NO
Lust: Why the fuck do you want to go then?
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Cross: Name 5 things you'd put barbeque sauce on.
Lust: Um.... Chips, a burger, eggs, meat, bread
Cross: Notice how you didn't say your tiddies?
Lust: Oh my God-
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Josh: Hey look Dad! A butterfly!
Horror: *nom*
Josh: *tearing up* My butterfly-
Horror: you don't own that bitch grow up
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Outer, Lemon, and Epic: *jamming in the passenger seats of a car*
Nega: *driving and speaking blandly* I feel really fucking sad I think I might crash the car.
Outer, Lemon, and Epic: waiT WH-
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Dust: *coming back from a breakup sad af* Saturdays used to be for the bois-
Everyone: Wh-
Dust: *really happy* NOW EVERY DAY IS FOR THE BOIS
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Random guy: *semi flirts with lotus*
Rurik: *slowly walking behind him with knife raised*
Lotus: sit.
Rurik: *sits whilst death glaring guy*
Guy: *runs*
Lotus: drop it
Rurik: *still holding knife*
Lotus: i said drop it
Rurik: *drops it*
Lotus: *tackle cuddles*
