Gradient: I set my expectations bar so low it touched the ground
Dante:
Gradient: And you dug a hole
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Dust: I hate when people say 'What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?'
Dust: I also hate you assume I've reached peak dumbass
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Reaper: Sorry I'm late!
Error: What was the hold-up?
Reaper: Nothing, I just didn't want to come.
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Blueprint: I DO WHAT I WANT
PJ: I'm calling Mom-
Blueprint: No wait-
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Fell: *pointing at Eclipse* Dis a prince
Fell: *pointing at Nightmare* Dis a king
Fell: *pointing at Dust* Dis a psychopath
Fell: *pointing at Lust* DISSAPOINTMENT
Sans: FELL NO
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Nightmare: The team has some extra funds this year so we'll be buying something we all wanted for a while.
Dust: A dog?!
Cross: *slaps Dust on the back of the head*
Horror: Weapons?!
Lust: *slaps Horror on the back of the head*
Killer: A POOL?!
Nightmare: *slaps Killer on the back of the head*
Nightmare: Oh sorry, it is a pool
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Blue: No, no. I'm listening, it just takes me a moment to process so much stupid at one time.
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Fell: I'm not like a regular dad! I'm a cool dad, right son?
Murder: Please stop talking
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Error: Do I look straight?
Bluescreen: 01101110 01101111
Error: I meant my parking job-
Moku: Absolutely not
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Raven: I'm looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it.
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Sans: I slept for 12 hours but might still be tired so let's go for 12 more!
Reaper: That's a coma-
Sans: Sounds festive
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Cray: Well, if I die at least it'll be doing the thing I love most
Fresh: And what is that?
Cray: Dying
