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Murder: So say if you killed someone, you could stick a knife up your ass and get away with the murder. Would you do it?
Starcross: How long is the sentence?
Murder: Life
Josh: How long is the knife?

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Reaper: error your time is up
Error: *throws dolls at him*
Reaper: *screaming* OKAY OKAY LIVE AS LONG AS YOU WANT-

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Fell: Hey, you remember that time you showed me love and affection? I'm here to stay now. I caught feelings, that's how it works. You showed me kindness, something I'm not used to but hey, you did it, you fucked up I'm your problem now.
Classic: What even-

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Josh: Mum, Dad, what's under your bed?
Horror: What is under the bed, stays under the bed and you should not touch it-
Josh: But what's under your bed?
Lust: IT STAYS UNDER THE BED

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