Dream: What did you do?
Error: *surrounded by fire* What did I not do?
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Rurik: *banging his phone on the table in anger*
Lotus: Hey, don't be mean to the phone- how would you like it if I banged YOU on the table, hmm?
Rurik:
Lotus: Don't answer that.
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Papercut: Describe yourself in one word.
Unfresh: *holding his hand* Yours.
Papercut: Disgusting.
Papercut: Say it again.
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Store Manager: You can't do that
Killer: Oh-
Horror: Don't worry, we have a permit
Store Manager: What
Dust: *hands manager a piece of paper saying "they can and they will" signed by Nightmare*
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Dream: I just found out that Otago has lungs and now I need to rethink everything I know in life
Ink: *remembering how he made Otago* I'm sorry, Otago has what???
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Killer: What's a king without his 'queen'?
Dust: Well, historically, better.
Killer: What's Juliet without her Romeo?
Cross: Alive.
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Nightmare: I hope you two have an explanation for this.
Lust: We have three actually.
Horror: Pick your favourite.
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Sans: Ok, would you rather kill Lust-
Fell: Yes, kill Lust
Sans: I didn't even give you the other-
Fell: Yes, kill Lust
Lust: I'm feeling a little unsafe-
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Teacher Error: Would you like to keep talking during my lesson...
Teacher Error: Or would you like to keep your fucking kneecaps
Class: *goes silent*
Teacher Error: That's what I thought
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Dream: You can't steal from these people!
Nightmare: Why not? I already stole a horse.
Dream: That horse is his own person and can make his own decisions.
Horse: I want to steal.
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Killer: *standing next to Nights bed* jee-lye bee-lye peet rat goo-mye can-dyyyye
Night: wh-
Horror: *by the window* tye-mee to co-mee aly-vee
Night: how did you-
Dust: *taped to the roof* esca-pee the patackee. escA-pee the patAckEeee
Night: stop.
Cross: *PUNCHES DOWN THE DOOR*
Cross: a rata tat tat
Night: do NOT.
Killer: *charging towards Nights bed* A RATA TAT TAT
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Dust: People say I have a unique way of lightening up the room.
*in the next room*
Stretch: WHAT THE FUCK!!
Blue: WHO THE FUCK SET THE COUCH ON FIRE!?!?
Juzo: MOM PUT IT OUT!!!!
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Killer: Nights emotions are like a fine wine
Dream: How so?
Killer: They stay bottled for years and can kill if opened incorrectly
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Edge: I scared them, didn't I?
Papyrus: They're terrified of you.
Edge: That makes me so happy.
