Lust: *points pizza slice at emotions*
Lust: Stay back slut
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Dream: It's Christmas time and you know what that means!
Cross: Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the dinner table?
Dust: Time for the sweet release of death?
Nightmare: Getting drunk on my own while crying in the bathtub?
Killer: Time to receive only coal from Santa again?
Horror: Question my existence while watching Simpsons reruns?
Dream: I was gonna say 'ugly Christmas Sweater competition' but you know what? We're all going to therapy.
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Ink: *tries to open door* It's locked
Fell: It's okay. Locks are my specialty
Fell: *punches the door until it breaks*
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Nightmare: So, how was your day boys?
Dust: We got surprised adopted today
Nightmare: What?
Lust: We got kidnapped
Nightmare: oh okay
Nightmare, slamming papers on his desk: WAIT WHAT!?
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Cross: Was it destiny that we met?
Lust: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Dust, panicking: DO YOU WANNA PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY MOUTH!?
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Killer: Well, it looks like the knife missed your femoral marrow-
Fresh: That's good
Killer: No, Fresh. You have a knife inside of you. That's the opposite of good.
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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Murder, being charged for murder: The death penalty.
Classic: Murder, it was just a bird
Murder: Please kill me
