Hiccstrid One Shots

Back off Gustav!

There's something you should know, Gustav is a player, he sleeps with women once and then never speaks to them again. In fact he avoids them until they get married. So lets get into the story.

Zephyr was walking through the square of Berke with Heather's daughter, her best friend Melissa. They were both 16 years old and they loved spending time together. The only trouble was, Melissa had a boyfriend, Ruff nut's son, Gruff nut, Zephyr thought he was a mutton-head but Melissa thought she was in love so Zephyr didn't say anything about it.

That day, Melissa had to leave Zephyr on her own because she had a date with Gruff nut that night. Zephyr was left alone in the village square, as Gustav walked up behind her, "Heyy Gorgeous...." he said putting his arm around her as he walked up to her, Zephyr looked confused, she picked his arm up by his finger and took it from round her neck. An older woman walked past the pair and scowled at Gustav and said, "you leave that poor young girl alone, you pervert!" Gustav snarled at the woman and continued to talk to Zephyr, but Zephyr had already walked home.

When Zephyr got home she sat down at the table for lunch with her parents and her younger brother, Nuffink and her older brother, Erickson. "The weirdest thing just happened to me in the square!" Zephyr said as you started to fill her plate with food, "what is it sweetie?" Astrid asked, "oh its just the creepy guy came up to me and put his arm around me and called me gorgeous, and the whats even creepier is, is he looked about dad's age!" A look of realization appeared on Hiccup's face, "oh, that's Gustav, he was a nice when he was younger and then he had lessons off your Uncle Snot lout, but now he is worse than your Uncle." he said rolling his eyes. "Stay away from him sis, and if he doesn't leave you alone, me and Nuffink will punch his face in for you!" Erickson said starting to gets aggressive, "Calm down Erik!" Astrid said giving him a stern look, but little did Astrid and Hiccup know, Erickson and Nuffink were being serious.

*****2 days later*******************************************************************************

Zephyr walks right through the door and once again she had been harassed by Gustav. She sneaked upstairs to her brother's bedroom and sat down on Nuffink's bed, "hey boys, were you being serious about kicking Gustav's ass if he didn't leave me alone?" Zephyr questioned, "of course we were, we'll use any excuse to get into a fight and anything to protect our sister!" Nuffink said while they both crackled their knuckles. "Good, because we need a plan to get Gustav to leave me alone, and you can't just go down to the square and beat him up it has to be thought out carefully." So they thought up a plan and got ready to kick some ass.

*****The Next Day*****************************************************************************

Zephyr had told Melissa about what happened and their plan to stop it, so Melissa was included in the plan. Zephyr and Melissa were stood in the village square 'browsing' the stalls waiting for Gustav to arrive. While the two girls waited in the square, the boys were hidden behind a yak, until the yak moved, so they hid behind a weapons cart.

15 minutes later, Gustav strutted over to Melissa and Zephyr, he stood in between them and put his arms around the both of them, "Hey babes!" And this is where the plan kicked in. "Heyy Gustav!" Melissa said sexily, "Wanna go at it behind that weapons cart!" Zephyr said pretending to be horny. Gustav raised his eyebrows surprised that he got what he wanted so easily, "sure, lets go ladies!" Gustav had already undid his belt before they got behind the cart and when he got around the corner the girls stepped out of the way, and Gustav got a punched in the face my Erickson, and then before he could come to his senses Nuffink punched him in the face yet again. Gustav stood up and said, "You do NOT treat your uncle like that!" he said pointing his finger right in their faces. Turns out Hiccup was watching his sons stand up for their sister the whole entire time, and he stepped behind the cart where his children were standing and kicked Gustav in his area, whilst Gustav was rolling around on the floor, Hiccup let his rage out, "Don't you dare call yourself their Uncle, we will never be your family you pervert!"

All of a sudden, there was a huge fight in the village square with Berkians cheering them on, Valka had heard the commotion and had alerted Astrid. Astrid ran down to the village square where her children and husband were fighting one man.

She ran in between them and screamed, "STOP IT ALL OF YOU RIGHT NOW! YOU CAN'T FIGHT ONE MAN THAT IS JUST GANGING UP ON HIM! I' AM ASHAMED AND DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ALL RIGHT NOW! HICCUP, YOUR THEIR FATHER YOU SHOULD BE SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE AND HELPING ME BREAK THIS UP, NOT JOIN IN, AND YOUR THE CHIEF! I WANT YOU FOUR TO ALL HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME AND WALK BACK TO THE HUT AND YOU'LL BE HAVE DINNER IN YOUR ROOMS, AND HICCUP YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT! KIDS, YOU WILL BE CLEARING OUT THE STABLES FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS FOR THIS! AND MELISSA I WILL BE SPEAKING TO YOUR MAM ABOUT THIS, AND WHAT YOUR PUNISHMENT SHALL BE! THIS CROWD NEEDS TO GO! GET HOME ALL OF YOU NOW!" Astrid screamed angrily as she started to storm back to her hut with her family following behind her, and then she stopped and turned around again, "OH AND....... BACK OFF GUSTAV! LEAVE ME AND MY FAMILY ALONE OR I WILL HAVE YOU SENT TO THE DUNGEON AND ON STABLE DUTY FOR 4 YEARS!"

Then Hiccup did something horridly stupid that got him moving out, "So sorry, I thinks she's on her period" he whispered to the crowd but loud enough for Astrid to hear,,she walked up to him, slapped him hard leaving a red mark on his face and said "you can live with your mother for a month for that comment!"

Astrid ran back to the house angry and in tears, Erickson and Nuffink helped their father pack his things whilst Zephyr made her mother hot yak milk and apologized sincerely for them all whilst trying to comfort her about Hiccup's ironic comment in front of the whole of the village.

None of them spoke for the rest of the night, and they didn't intend to either. Hiccup regretted everything that happened that day, and things just kept getting worse.

When he tried to apologize to Astrid by waking her up with a stone to the window for a midnight flight on the dragons he smashed the window, then he accidentally knocked Astrid off Stormfly and then to top all of that he hardly slept because of his mother's uncomfortable sofa.

The end of that chapter, it got very heated! Just to let you guys know I only have 5 one shots left till I end this one shot book at 50 parts, if you want another one shot book, comment that you want one and comment ideas, I will also try to brainstorm, if no one comments for another one shot book it is unlikely that I will do one, but I will write longer stories instead. I really do enjoy writing one shots though I just need you guys help to come up with ideas because I can't come up with any. Anyway, bye for now!