Hiccstrid One Shots

Showering with Company

This is set in RTTE when Hiccup and Astrid are just friends and Snotlout thinks that Astrid's has been dropping hints that they are dating.

Astrid was Showering in her hut, whistling away to a song from her childhood, she was thinking of her happy childhood so much that she didn't even notice when someone opened the door to her bathroom. So she kept whistling. She didn't even notice when Snotlout stepped into the shower NAKED! She only noticed that he was there when he placed his dry hands on her slender hips and began to kiss her neck from behind. With her instant reflexes she jabbed him in the nose with her elbow. He fell to the floor yelping in pain.
Astrid was fuming, she quickly grabbed her towel and wrapped it around her. She stepped over Snotlout and walked into her bedroom and locked it behind her while she changed.
Once she had changed she went back into her bathroom and dragged Snotlout by his foot all the way down the stairs and out of her hut, while he was naked and threw his clothes out behind him, (she didn't look obliviously!)
She ran back inside and grabbed her beloved axe.
She dropped the wooden end of it into his gut and caught it as it bounced back up. Even though she had winded him she wasn't satisfied so she yelled. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME JORGENSON, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU DICKHEAD, WHY WOULD YOU JUST DECIDE TO GET IN MY SHOWER WITH ME AND THEN GIVE ME A HICKEY!" she pointed to a small bruise on her neck. Astrid's blood boiled. "GET YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" Snotlout knew he had infuriated Astrid and wanted to beg for mercy thinking she was going to kill him but she just turned around, walked inside her hut and shut the door behind her with her middle finger in the air.
Snotlout went back to his hut got his clothes on and walked back to Astrid's hut. He knocked on the door timidly and sheepishly asked for Astrid to hear him out. "Astrid please listen to what I have to say, I assure you it will explain everything and you will then know why what just happened happened." Astrid rolled her eyes and said, "fine!" Snotlout let out a deep breathe and began.
"For weeks now you have been dropping hints to me to let me know that we are dating, so I thought, you obviously weren't, then yesterday night in the clubhouse you hinted to me about the shower, you said, and I quote 'I hate being in the hut alone especially when I'm showering' you looked at me when you said that Astrid and then you winked! I'm so embarrassed!"
Astrid crossed her arms and began to explain her side of the story. "You should be embarrassed, that was the weirdest thing ever, but number 1, your right I have not been hinting, and number 2, when I was talking about the shower thing last night I was looking at Hiccup behind you because I wanted him to help me put in better security measures and then I didn't wink, my eye twitched!"
Snotlout showed a look of realization on his face and said, "Ohhh that makes alot more sense, it did seem unlike you to be hinting about Astlout."
Astrid showed Snotlout a look of despair, "you gave us a name! Snotlout Jorgenson your going to be the death of me! But... we never speak of this again to ANYONE! Got it?" Snotlout nodded his head as if to say 'yes boss'.

***** That same night but hours later**

When Astrid and Snotlout arrived at the clubhouse everyone else was already there. Hiccup looked up from the fire pit, "where have you two been today, I haven't see either of you at all?" Snotlout and Astrid looked at each other worriedly and then spluttered out the words "ummm nothing, what were you doing, what we were doing was none of your business, shut up Hiccup!" they then walked into the room and sat opposite sides of the fire pit.
Fishlegs was curious, "what have you two been up to, your acting weird?" Ruffnut then piped in and said, "oh you had sex didn't you!" "Yess Snotlout you go!" Tuffnut shouted back.
WHAT? NO!" Astrid said rather angrily. They both knew that if they didn't tell the gang what happened they would keep thinking that they had sex and for Astrid that was worse.

***** 15 minutes later ****************

Hiccup and the gang sat back in their seats in awe, they still couldn't believe what they just heard. Heather was laughing so hard she fell out if her chair and even Fishlegs found it funny. Meanwhile Astrid and Snotlout were sulking in a corner.

Thanks guys for reading, I hope this added a bit of humor to my book. I know it wasn't really Hiccstrid but I had to write it I found it really fun. Please help me with ideas, I really want to write and I would love to use any ideas that you provide me with because that would be amazing! Thanks again... 😆