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Not your fault

"What did you want to talk about?" Heidi asked with a small smile on her face

"I...I wanted to apologize about I treated you while we were dating" Cartman apologized 

"Oh really?" Heidi asked shocked setting her phone down

"Yeah, I know I was a dick which made you hate dick" Cartman sighed sitting down next to him

"Thanks, Cartman I understand you...wait...what?" Heidi asked confused 

"I was a shitty boyfriend and I ruined all men for you" Cartman sighed 

"What?" Heidi asked again confused 

"If I was a better boyfriend maybe you wouldn't eat pussy no" Cartman sighed looking away from her 

"Unbelievable" Heidi said to him

"I know, I should've apology sooner" Cartman admitted 

"No Cartman, Unbelievable that you actually took my sexual awaking and making it about you" Heidi snapped annoyed at him

"Because I turned you into a lesbian" Cartman told her 

"No, The fuck you didn't," Heidi told him

"Yes I did, It's my fault," Cartman told her

"How?" Heidi asked him

"Because after me you started dating girls" Cartman whined 

"So? What does that have to do with you? Heidi asked 

"Because of what happened" Cartman whined again placing his hands and placed his elbows on the table 

"What happened?" Heidi asked confused 

"Because you found out you were a lesbian after we had sex for the first time" Cartman reminded her

"Oh..." Heidi blushed 

 "I was bad at sex and I ruined sex with men forever" Cartman cried feeling embarrassed 

"Ugh, Look Cartman that's not true" Heidi sighed 

"Yes it is" Cartman sighed 

"I know I ruined guys for you, Physical and emotionally, I hated how I treated you when we were dating, and now I ruined the change of another guy being lucky enough to be with you" Cartman cried and whipped his tears away

"Wow, That actually pretty sincere," Heidi said shocked 

"Thank" Cartman shrugged 

"Look, Cartman it's not your fault," Heidi told him and patted his back

"Stop being so nice" Cartman rolled his eyes

"No, Look remember the first night we had sex?" Heidi asked him

"Yeah, We did it on my mom's bed while she was on a date, we lit scented candles, opened a bottle of Apple Cider, and drank out of wine glasses" Cartman described smiling 

"And we played Prince in the background, You were so nice to me, which makes the next part I have to say to you even harder" Heidi added and held his hands 

"Yeah?" Cartman smiled leaning closer to her

"Sex with you was awful," Heidi told him and placed two fingers on his puckered lips

"What?" Cartman asked with wide eyes 

"It was awful, I hated every second of sex with you" Heidi added on

"What the hell?" Cartman told her moving her hands away

"But you liked it when we had sex, So I thought it was you, but when we broke up I slept with Token and that wasn't good either" Heidi sighed

"Oh" Cartman nodded 

"Then Wendy was there for me, She made me happy, and I realized that wasn't a friends way and that made me realize why I never enjoyed sex with you are any man" Heidi sighed 

"So I didn't ruin you," Cartman asked smiling 

"Well you did give me an unhealthy amount of trust issues, but what ex doesn't" Heidi shrugged and smiled 

"Thanks, Heidi" Cartman smiled and they hugged 

"Your welcome, So gonna head back to your date?" Heidi asked him

"I'm heading to see someone but not my date," Cartman told her pushing here away 

He got up and ran out of the room, He ran past Ike and Tricia who were looking for Karen, They talked to the committee who helped make the party and they all pointed to the closet 

They walked to the door and knocked lightly

"Karen are you in there? Tricia asked knocking on the door lightly.