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The man

"Excuse me" Khrys growled glaring at him

“Khrys what are you doing here?” Cartman stuttered nervously

“Looking for you, What the hell are you doing” Khrys growled

“Nothing just watching some good old American porn” Cartman lied nervously

“Really?” Khrys asked and grabbed his phone and looked to see his messages from other girls and nudes from 4 different girls as far as she could see.

“Cartman what the hell!” Khrys growled and gave him his back his phone 

“Look that this is just fun and nothing else,” Cartman told him

“Just fun huh?” Khrys growled

“Look I’m so sorry, I just wanted to pass the time but I promise I’ll delete them” Cartman swore

“Okay” Khrys sighed and nodded 

“What?” Cartman said confused 

“I get it, You’re a man with needs so just delete them and we can move on,” Khrys told him

“Are you kidding!” Cartman growled 

“What?” Khrys asked confused 

“That’s something a guy would say,” Cartman told her

“Excuse me?” Khrys asked slightly offended

“This is the problem! You act like a guy and what does that make me!” Cartman told her 

“Cartman I’m not “Acting” like a guy,” Khrys told him annoyed

“Yes, you are! And I should be the man in this relationship!” Cartman told her 

“You are the man,” Khrys told him

“I’m I? Your the one who pays when we go out” Cartman told him

“You have no money,” Khrys told him

“You fight my battles,” Cartman told her

“You can’t fight” Khrys reminded him

“You top me during sex,” Cartman told her 

“I mean...you could try topping me sometimes” Khrys shrugged crossing her arms annoyed 

“Shut up, And You’re taller, Than me, more masculine than me, and you play sports like football and shit” Cartman count down

“So hate to sound too liberal but it’s 2020 who care about boy roles in relationships and girls role,” Khrys told him

“I do and I want to be the man again!”Cartman growled 

“And...and...I can’t with you” Cartman muttered nervously 

“W-what?” Khrys asked shocked 

“I...I don’t want to be with you anymore” Cartman told her bluntly 

“F-fine!” Khrys growled and ran out of the library and started crying softly runny away from Cartman leaving him alone in the library 

Cartman sighed and gabbed his backpack and walked out of the library, He opened his phone to see a vamp kid named Vinetta who immediately caught his attention, He smiled and started chatting with her trying to get Khrys out of his mind forever.