Fauxshipping

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(A/N Jamie helped me come up with the name for this chapter. If anyone's wondering, Faux means Wrong in French lol)

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James: AAAAAHHHH! STAY AWAY!!!

Jessiebelle: Oh, James! I finally found you! Now we can finally be together! *laughs maniacally*

James: I'll never marry you, Jessiebelle! So just move on!

Jessiebelle: Why you... *pulls out her whip* I'll make you learn to love me! Even if it destroys you! *is about to slam her whip down on James*

James: *braces himself for the whips impact*

Me: Gardevoir! Use Psychic!

Gardevoir: *holds Jessiebelle in the air and stops the whip*

James: *lowers his arms* J-Jessie and Meowth?! And the twerps too?!

Jessie and Meowth: James! *run over to James*

Jessiebelle: I know that voice! You traitor! *looks at me*

Me: I was never on your side

Jamie: Alright! *pulls out a sword* I've been waiting so long to use this!

Drew: Where did Jamie pull that sword from?!

Delia: W-why does she have a sword in the first place?!

Jamie: Don't worry about it. Now, time to finish her!

Me: Woah, woah, woah! Can you put that away? I'm trying to keep things PG here! Besides, I have a better idea!

Jamie: Aww... Alright... Q^Q *puts her sword away* So, what's your idea?

Me: Give me one second. Hey, Gardevoir! *whispers something to Gardevoir*

Gardevoir: *nods before teleporting away with Jessiebelle and teleporting back alone*

Meowth: Umm... Where'd ya sent Jessiebelle to?

Me: To the top of Mount. Silver

Jamie: Haha! You're making her suffer the endless cold! Nice!

Me: Yep! She won't be coming back for a LONG time, so James has no need to worry!

James: Thank you, everyone!

Me and Jamie: No problem!

Meowth: We can't let any memba of Team Rocket be left behind, now can we?

Jessie: We'll help you anytime, James!

Drew: You know you could've gotten Jessiebelle's opinion on FauxShipping before you sent her away, right? *shows me the ship list*

Me: *sarcastically* Sure! Because we didn't already know her opinion on this ship already!

Drew: True, haha!

Delia: So... Everything's back to normal?

Me: As normal as it gets around here

Everyone else: *laughter*

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