(A/N Jamie helped me come up with the name for this chapter. If anyone's wondering, Faux means Wrong in French lol)
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James: AAAAAHHHH! STAY AWAY!!!
Jessiebelle: Oh, James! I finally found you! Now we can finally be together! *laughs maniacally*
James: I'll never marry you, Jessiebelle! So just move on!
Jessiebelle: Why you... *pulls out her whip* I'll make you learn to love me! Even if it destroys you! *is about to slam her whip down on James*
James: *braces himself for the whips impact*
Me: Gardevoir! Use Psychic!
Gardevoir: *holds Jessiebelle in the air and stops the whip*
James: *lowers his arms* J-Jessie and Meowth?! And the twerps too?!
Jessie and Meowth: James! *run over to James*
Jessiebelle: I know that voice! You traitor! *looks at me*
Me: I was never on your side
Jamie: Alright! *pulls out a sword* I've been waiting so long to use this!
Drew: Where did Jamie pull that sword from?!
Delia: W-why does she have a sword in the first place?!
Jamie: Don't worry about it. Now, time to finish her!
Me: Woah, woah, woah! Can you put that away? I'm trying to keep things PG here! Besides, I have a better idea!
Jamie: Aww... Alright... Q^Q *puts her sword away* So, what's your idea?
Me: Give me one second. Hey, Gardevoir! *whispers something to Gardevoir*
Gardevoir: *nods before teleporting away with Jessiebelle and teleporting back alone*
Meowth: Umm... Where'd ya sent Jessiebelle to?
Me: To the top of Mount. Silver
Jamie: Haha! You're making her suffer the endless cold! Nice!
Me: Yep! She won't be coming back for a LONG time, so James has no need to worry!
James: Thank you, everyone!
Me and Jamie: No problem!
Meowth: We can't let any memba of Team Rocket be left behind, now can we?
Jessie: We'll help you anytime, James!
Drew: You know you could've gotten Jessiebelle's opinion on FauxShipping before you sent her away, right? *shows me the ship list*
Me: *sarcastically* Sure! Because we didn't already know her opinion on this ship already!
Drew: True, haha!
Delia: So... Everything's back to normal?
Me: As normal as it gets around here
Everyone else: *laughter*
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Pokemon Characters React to Ships
Fantasy(Cover made by @Yvonne_Queen) So, I've seen a couple of these, and I wanted to try one myself. I'll try my best to keep everyone in character. None of the characters in this book belong to me. Except for myself, of course. Hope you enjoy!