GodModeShipping

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(A/N All legendary Pokémon can speak, unless it's a legendary from the anime that is canonically unable to speak)
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Me: ... *realizes that Arceus is basically Giratina's father* THIS SHIP IS EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

Jamie: Oh god...

Arceus: Yes?

Jamie: Not you!

Me: Actually, yes them

Jamie: Huh?

Me: Now I need to get Giratina here

Arceus: Would you like me to summon them?

Me: That would be really helpful

Arceus: *summons Giratina*

Giratina: Who has called fourth the mighty Giratina?

Arceus: This girl wishes to speak to you *points to me*

Giratina: You... *flies towards me* You dare to summon me, the god of the Distortion World?! I could destroy you in an instant! You have no idea who you're-

Me: *holds out a cupcake* If stop yelling and do me a favor, you can have this

Giratina: CUPCAKES! GIMMIE!

Me: *gives Giratina the cupcake*

Giratina: *nom nom*

Jamie: Wha-?

Arceus: Giratina has always been a fan of cupcakes

Giratina: *looks at me* You have my attention, mortal

Me: Awesome! I just need you to react to a ship!

Giratina: ...Is this all I was summoned for?

Arceus: Correct

Giratina: ...Gimmie more cupcakes and I'll do it

Me: *give Giratina two more cupcakes*

Giratina: *nom nom* Okay. Let's get this over with

Me: *shows everyone the ship*

Jamie: NO! THAT'S JUST WRONG!

Giratina: Foolish mortals. For one thing, Arceus created me. They're basically my father

Arceus: For another, we do not get along. Giratina is very aggressive

Giratina: You were the one who created me that way!

Arceus: I did not create you to be THAT aggressive though

Giratina: Whatever! I have done what I needed to! I shall be returning to my own realm now!

*A portal to the Distortion World opens up. Giratina enters the portal before sealing it up and making it disappear*

Jamie: What now?

Me: ...Anyone want cookies?

Jamie and Arceus: COOKIES!

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