CreationLegendShipping

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Me: Ha! Arceus thought he could get away from me!

Jamie: YES! ARCEUS IS COMING BACK! THAT MEANS I CAN GET COOKIES!

Me: ...Is that the only reason you want him to stay?

Jamie: Uh... I mean... Y-yay! Arceus! I missed him!

Me: *sighs and uses the power of being the author to summon Arceus*

Arceus: *holding a container of cookies* Finally! I can- ...Huh?

Jamie: COOKIES!

Arceus: *hisses* MINE!

Me: Arceus, you of all people should know that sharing is caring

Arceus: BUT-

Me: No buts. Now share!

Arceus: *whines and shares his cookies with Jamie*

Jamie: YASS!!! *nom nom*

Arceus: *nom nom* What am I doing here, anyways? I originally at the Hall of Origin!

Me: You need to react to another ship

Arceus: I suppose I can... But you didn't have to summon me randomly!

Me: Yes I did. You would have never came here on your own!

Jamie: *nom nom* She's got a point

Arceus: Well, you showed me a ship that involved me and what is basically my son. I do not express anger often, but I was very much disturbed!

Me: Trust me, this ship is just as disturbing!

Arceus: ...Was that your way of trying to make me forget about the other ship?

Me: Nah. I was preparing you for what you're about to react to. Anyways, I'll be right back

×after bringing Cynthia into the room×

Cynthia: It seems that we're here. Now, do explain why you've brought me here

Me: Well... *shows everyone the ship*

Jamie: WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE PAIRING HUMANS WITH POKÉMON?!

Cynthia: People and Pokémon dating? I do recall that in a Sinnoh legend...

Me: This isn't about the Sinnoh legend. This about your opinions

Arceus: Cynthia is quite a powerful trainer. I do believe she summoned me once with another trainer

Cynthia: Yes, I do recall that. Even so, I wouldn't want to date the god of all Pokémon, and I doubt he would want to date me

Arceus: That is correct. Now, CAN I GO BACK TO THE HALL OF ORIGIN?! I WANT TO EAT COOKIES BY MYSELF!

Me: No. You can share

Jamie: YASS!!!

Arceus: NUUUUUUU!!!

Cynthia: Ō-Ô

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