Me: Ha! Arceus thought he could get away from me!
Jamie: YES! ARCEUS IS COMING BACK! THAT MEANS I CAN GET COOKIES!
Me: ...Is that the only reason you want him to stay?
Jamie: Uh... I mean... Y-yay! Arceus! I missed him!
Me: *sighs and uses the power of being the author to summon Arceus*
Arceus: *holding a container of cookies* Finally! I can- ...Huh?
Jamie: COOKIES!
Arceus: *hisses* MINE!
Me: Arceus, you of all people should know that sharing is caring
Arceus: BUT-
Me: No buts. Now share!
Arceus: *whines and shares his cookies with Jamie*
Jamie: YASS!!! *nom nom*
Arceus: *nom nom* What am I doing here, anyways? I originally at the Hall of Origin!
Me: You need to react to another ship
Arceus: I suppose I can... But you didn't have to summon me randomly!
Me: Yes I did. You would have never came here on your own!
Jamie: *nom nom* She's got a point
Arceus: Well, you showed me a ship that involved me and what is basically my son. I do not express anger often, but I was very much disturbed!
Me: Trust me, this ship is just as disturbing!
Arceus: ...Was that your way of trying to make me forget about the other ship?
Me: Nah. I was preparing you for what you're about to react to. Anyways, I'll be right back
×after bringing Cynthia into the room×
Cynthia: It seems that we're here. Now, do explain why you've brought me here
Me: Well... *shows everyone the ship*
Jamie: WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE PAIRING HUMANS WITH POKÉMON?!
Cynthia: People and Pokémon dating? I do recall that in a Sinnoh legend...
Me: This isn't about the Sinnoh legend. This about your opinions
Arceus: Cynthia is quite a powerful trainer. I do believe she summoned me once with another trainer
Cynthia: Yes, I do recall that. Even so, I wouldn't want to date the god of all Pokémon, and I doubt he would want to date me
Arceus: That is correct. Now, CAN I GO BACK TO THE HALL OF ORIGIN?! I WANT TO EAT COOKIES BY MYSELF!
Me: No. You can share
Jamie: YASS!!!
Arceus: NUUUUUUU!!!
Cynthia: Ō-Ô
YOU ARE READING
Pokemon Characters React to Ships
Fantasy(Cover made by @Yvonne_Queen) So, I've seen a couple of these, and I wanted to try one myself. I'll try my best to keep everyone in character. None of the characters in this book belong to me. Except for myself, of course. Hope you enjoy!
