Prof. Birch x Prof. Oak x Prof. Rowan x Prof. Elm

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(A/N ...Don't ask how I found this...

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Me: *looks at ship list* ...

Jamie: Um... Bry?

Me: ...

Jamie: Hello? Earth to Bry?

Me: I'm questioning humanity...

Jamie: ...Should I be concerned?

Me: About What you're gonna react to? Yes

Jamie: Um...

Me: Let's just go get everyone...

×in the reaction with Jamie, (A)Prof. Birch and (A)Prof. Elm×

(A)Prof. Birch: Um... Didn't we react to our pairing already?

(A)Prof. Elm: Yeah... I was just about to ask that

Jamie: That's what I was thinking, but Bry told me to bring you both in here again

Me: *walks into the reaction room with (A)Prof. Oak and (A)Prof. Rowan*

(A)Prof. Oak: It's wonderful to see you again Birch! You too, Elm!

(A)Prof. Birch: It's nice to see you too!

(A)Prof. Elm: Oh... Nice to see you too, Oak...

(A)Prof. Rowan: *looks over at me* Well, do you care to explain why you've brought us all in here?

Jamie: Yeah, there's a lot of people in here, Bry

Me: ...Just look at this... *shows everyone the ship*

Jamie: WHAT IS THIS?! WHO EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT?!

(A)Prof. Oak: All four of us...?

(A)Prof. Rowan: Together...?

(A)Prof. Birch: In a relationship...?

(A)Prof. Elm: Um...

Jamie: NO GOD! NO GOD, PLEASE NO!

Me: How do people even think of this stuff?

(A)Prof. Oak: Well, this certainly isn't happening!

(A)Prof. Birch: Four people? Really?

(A)Prof. Rowan: I agree with Oak and Birch. This really doesn't make any sense

(A)Prof. Elm: I don't even know what to say...

Jamie: Why does Bry look like she's seen so much cursed stuff...?

Me: You don't want to know what I've seen... *walks away*

Jamie: ...What the heck?

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