GambitShipping

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Jamie: What do mean people pair Norman with other people?! He's married!

Me: *remembers the cursed fanfics I found when I was younger and cringes* Trust me. There are some weird ships out there... Some worse than others...

Jamie: ...Well then. What's next on the ship list?

Me: *looks at ship list before gagging*

Jamie: Oh... This gonna be bad, isn't it...

Me: C-can you go get Norman again? I'll be right back...

Jamie's mind: 'Guess I'm about to see just how Norman's ships are...'

×after Jamie gets (A)Norman×

(A)Norman: Um... Didn't I just react not that long ago?

Jamie: Yeah, but Bry said you needed to react again

(A)Norman: Well, alright then

Me: *comes in the room with Max while holding a crucifix and a bible*

Jamie: The fact that she's holding both a crucifix AND a bible has me scared...

Max: Your scared?! I'm terrified!

(A)Norman: Why do you have a crucifix and a bible?

Me: ...Because this... *shows them the ship*

Max: WHY DOES THIS EXIST?! NO! JUST NO!

Jamie: OH HECK NO! Y'ALL NEED JESUS!

(A)Norman: ...Disgusting...

Me: Now that your done reacting *opens up my bible, holds out my crucifix, and looks at the cursed ship* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU DEMON!

Max: Wait, wha-

Me: LEAVE THIS WORLD AND RETURN TO THE DEEPS OF THE DISTORTION WORLD FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!

Jamie: YES! DESTROY THE SHIP!

Me: *speaks in holy*

(A)Norman: O.O

Me: LEAVE NOW AND NEVER RETURN!

Cursed ship: *dies*

Max: YES! BEGONE!

Jamie: Why don't you do this for all cursed ships?

Me: It's a lot of work. Plus, there are some ships that need more than a crucifix and a bible to get rid of them

Jamie: *shudders* True...

(A)Norman: *still questioning what he just witnessed*

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