KrazyShipping

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Me: Hey, Meowth! Mind helping me with something?

Meowth: Ehh, I dunno. What am I gettin' out of it?

Me: *holds out a can of cat food*

Meowth: *eyes-widen* Nya! What do I gotta do?!

*later*

Everyone else: Huh?! Meowth's reacting?!

Meowth: Dats right, twerps!

Me: Pikachu. Can you come over here for a little bit? I promise Meowth isn't gonna try to capture you

Pikachu: Pika! *runs over to me*

Me: Alright! Here's the ship!

Meowth: Da heck?!

Pikachu: *angry* Pika Pika!

Me: Uhh... Meowth, can you translate?

Meowth: Hey, I'm already doin' this stupid ship for ya! What makes you think that you can just boss me arou-

Me: *holds out two cans of cat food* And there'll be more than that if you do more translating like this in the future

Meowth: ...It's saying dat it don't like this ship. And niether do I! We're supposed to capture you and bring ya to da boss! *leaps out to catch Pikachu*

Me: Meowth! Don't you remember what we talked about?! No stealing!

Pikachu: PIKACHU! *zaps Meowth*

Meowth: *faints*

Me: *sighs* Can someone get Nurse Joy in here?

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