SomethingMarvelousAboutOilShipping/Lubricantshipping

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(A/N I made a mistake about Sycamore's age. Apparently, when I looked up how old he was, google said that he's 30+. So Sycamore is in his 30s in this book. Meyer is about the same age as him)
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Jamie: So...?

Me and Arceus: Yes?

Jamie: Is Arceus just gonna chill with us and react to ships as well?

Arceus: Of course. You should be grateful for my generosity, for I have come here out of kindness

Me: Lies. You're here because I promised you cookies

Arceus: COOKIES! GIMMIE!

Me: *gives Arceus a cookie*

Arceus: *nom nom*

Jamie: I-

Me: What? God likes cookies!

Arceus: *blushes a bit from embarrassment* Anyways, you have held your end of the bargain. I shall now react to these ships with you

Me: Great! Now, let's see... *checks ship list* UNDERRATED SHIP ALERT!

Jamie: Huh?

Arceus: I do not understand

Me: I like this ship, but not many people are gonna agree with my opinion. Yes, that includes Jamie. No hate, tho

Jamie: Oof

Me: I'm gonna get a few people. Can you get Augustine for me?

Jamie: Sure

×with Jamie, (A)Sycamore, and Arceus×

(A)Sycamore: ...

Jamie: ...

Arceus: ...Is something wrong?

(A)Sycamore: Not really. I'm just wondering why the god of all Pokémon is here

Jamie: Bry brought them here with cookies

Arceus: REALLY?! WHY'D YOU TELL HIM?!

Jamie: I speak the truth

Me: *walking in the room with Meyer, (A)Clemont, and (A)Bonnie* She does

(A)Clemont: Pardon me, but why are we in here?

(A)Bonnie: Yeah! You said this ship doesn't involve either of us!

Me: Yes, but I still want you two to react

(A)Sycamore: Ah! Meyer! You're here as well?

Meyer: Well, yeah! Not really sure what for though...

Jamie: You're basically reacting to relationship pairing and giving your thoughts on it

Meyer: Oh! I understand! Thank you!

Jamie: No problem!

Me: Now that everyone is here and knows what's going on, here's the ship! *shows everyone the ship*

(A)Sycamore and Meyer: *blushes*

Jamie: I'm not a fan, but I won't judge

Me: I saw some really cute stuff on these two, and this slowly turned into an OTP for me

Arceus: It is... cute. But it is also their choice if they want to be together or not

(A)Clemont: I didn't think dad would actually get together with someone else... But I don't mind. As long as he's happy. Plus, Professor Sycamore is a really nice guy!

(A)Bonnie: *notices (A)Sycamore's and Meyer's blushes and smirks* No wonder daddy doesn't want a new girlfriend. He wants to be with the professor!

Meyer: *blushes harder* B-BONNIE! IT'S NOT-

Jamie: WAIT! BONNIE DOES THE SAME THING SHE DOES TO CLEMONT TO HER FATHER?! XD

Arceus: Correct

Me: OH MY GOD! XD

(A)Bonnie: Of course I do! Since me and Clemont go on lots of journeys together, and Clembot is always busy, daddy needs someone to take care of him! He gets really lonely when he's all by himself!

Meyer: Bonnie...

(A)Bonnie: And now that we're here, I think the professor would be the best person to be with daddy!

Meyer: B-BONNIE! HOLD ON-

(A)Bonnie: *ignores Meyer and runs to (A)Sycamore and gets on one knee* Professor Sycamore! Will you please take of daddy?!

Jamie: THIS IS AMAZING! XD

(A)Sycamore: *blushes madly* I-I...

Meyer: BONNIE! *pulls (A)Bonnie away* YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP-

(A)Sycamore: I-I suppose I can... I-If your father says it's okay...

Everyone else: !

Meyer: A-Augustine... A-are you...?

(A)Sycamore: Y-yes...

Meyer: ...How about we talk more about this at Restaurant le Yeah? My treat

(A)Sycamore: Y-you mean... Like a date?

Meyer: Y-yeah!

(A)Sycamore: I-I'd love to!

(A)Bonnie: Hooray! Daddy has a boyfriend!

Me: MY SHIP HAS SAILED!

(A)Sycamore and Meyer: *blushes*

(A)Bonnie: Now if only I could get big brother a girlfriend that easily

(A)Clemont: WELL MAYBE I'M GAY TOO! EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?!

(A)Bonnie: Lies! I saw you staring at Korrina the other day! And you were blushing!

(A)Clemont: NO I WASN'T!

Arceus: Lies

(A)Clemont: *blushes* COME ON! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT?!

Arceus: I am god. I do not lie

(A)Clemont: *covers his face from embarrassment*

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