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Arceus: *running* LEAVE ME ALONE, JAMIE!

Jamie: *chasing Arceus* NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME YOUR COOKIES!

Me: *walks into the room* Hey you gu- ...What?

Arceus: Thank me! You're here!

Jamie: BRY! ARCEUS WON'T SHARE HIS COOKIES!

Arceus: BECAUSE YOU KEEP STEALING THEM!

Me: Okay! Will y'all be quiet?!

Arceus: Not until I get another room to stay in! I'm willing to stay here for a while, but not with her!

Jamie: DUDE! ARCEUS IS MEAN!

Arceus: WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STOLE MY COOKIES!

Me: If it'll get you two to stop arguing, I'll put you in a room with the other legendaries

Arceus: YES!

Jamie: NUUUUUU!!! MAH COOKIES! ;-;

Arceus: THEY WERE MINE!

Me: Jamie, if you want cookies, there's cabinet full of them over there that I restock weekly *points to cabinet*

Jamie: YO! ARCEUS CAN LEAVE! I GET TO HAVE THESE COOKIES FOR MYSELF! *runs towards cabinet*

Arceus: Why do you have so many cookies?

Me: Author privileges

The Fourth Wall: PLEASE STOP! IT HURTS!

Me: No. Suffer

The Fourth Wall: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

×time skip to after I've brought Arceus to a different room×

Me: *walks into the room* I'm back!

Jamie: *nom nom* Cool

Me: Uh... How many cookies have you eaten?

Jamie: ...About half of the cabinet's stock

Me: Bruh-

Jamie: THEY'RE SO GOOD THO!

Me: Don't complain to me when you get a stomachache

Jamie: Whatever

Me: *sighs and looks at ship list before gaging*

Jamie: Seems like you're the one who has a stomachache

Me: Save the jokes for later! This ship is BAD

Jamie: *sarcastic* Oh great...

Me: And we have to get reactions from both Game and Anime characters... Let's just get this over with...

×with the anime characters×

Drew: BABE! I WANT CUDDLES!

(A)May: Alright! Come here! *opens her arms for hugs*

Drew: *leans into (A)May* UwU

Me: *walking with Jamie* I'm gonna have to interrupt this cuddle session

Drew: *hisses* No!

Jamie: Drew's a little spoon, I see~

Drew: *blushes* N-no I'm not!

(A)May: He's actually a switch, but leans more towards little spoon

Drew: WHY'D YOU TELL THEM?!

(A)May: I was only correcting Jamie

Drew: Ò///Ó

Me: Cute! Anyways, May, can you come with me for a sec?

(A)May: Sure!

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