Me: Meowth! I need your help again!
Meowth: Well, I ain't doin' this empty handed
Me: *hands Meowth a can of cat food*
Meowth: Alright, let's do this
×in the reaction room×
Me: Pikachu! Can you come here for a minute?
Pikachu: *sees Meowth and gets angry* Pika!
Me: No, your not shipped with Meowth this time. And we've learned not to try to steal while we're here, didn't we Meowth? *glares at him*
Meowth: Ngh... Yeah...
Pikachu: *comes over to me*
Me: Okay! Here it is!
Everyone else: Pikachu looks so cute!
Pikachu: P-Pika...?
Meowth: It sayin' "M-my love?"
(A)May: Wait?! You were in love with a bottle of ketchup once, Pikachu?!
Pikachu: *nods sadly*
(A)Dawn: S-so, what happened?
Pikachu: *explains everything while trying not to cry*
Meowth: *trying to hold back sobs* S-such a tragic story...
Ash: What's Pikachu saying?
Meowth: D-do yous twerps remember when yous were in Dark City?
Ash, (A)Misty and (A)Brock: *nods*
Meowth: W-well it was there when the two lovebirds met. It t'was love at first at first sight for them. Ketchup even agreed to go along on yours journey! Then yous guys went to that one gym with the Syther. That's when tragedy struck. The Syther tried to attack Pikachu, but Ketchup took the damage instead!
Everyone except Paul: *gasps*
(A)Serena: B-but Ketchup was alright! R-right?
Meowth: *shakes his head* I'm afraid not, twerpette. Pikachu had no choice but to watch his love slip away from him right before his very eyes. Pikachu has had a hard time moving on ever since...
Pikachu: Pi-Pika... *starts crying*
Everyone but Paul: *comforts Pikachu*
Paul: This is stupid
Everyone: Paul! Not nice!
Paul: I don't care! Ketchup is a condiment! Why would Pikachu fall in love with something as stupid as that?!
Pikachu: *wipes away his tears* Pika-pika?!
Me: What did Pikachu say?
Meowth: It told the purple-haired twerp "What did you say about her?!"
Paul: I said it was stupid of you to fall in love with a bottle of ketchup. It doesn't even have feelings!
Pikachu: *angry* PIKA! PIKA PI! PIKACHU! *zaps Paul*
Everyone else: WOAH!
Me: What did Pikachu even say?!
Meowth: It said, "THIS IS FOR YOU, MY LOVE!"
Everyone: Aww!
Me: I-I'm gonna give Pikachu a break from his ships
Pikachu: *hops on my shoulder and nuzzles my cheek as a way to say 'Thank you'*
Me: Aww! Your welcome!
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(A/N Did I seriously make a tragic backstory for a bottle of ketchup?)
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Pokemon Characters React to Ships
Fantezie(Cover made by @Yvonne_Queen) So, I've seen a couple of these, and I wanted to try one myself. I'll try my best to keep everyone in character. None of the characters in this book belong to me. Except for myself, of course. Hope you enjoy!
