PikaShipping

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Me: Don't remind me of those cursed fanfics!

Jamie: Is this another cursed ship?

Me: It's more cursed if you've seen THAT side of the fandom

Jamie: Oh... OH.

Me: Yeah. Let's go find them

×with the anime characters×

Gary: I better not have to do another ship...

(A)Brock: What happened to him?

(A)Misty: I probably don't want to know...

Ash: Apparently the last ship he did was really bad!

Gary: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!

Me: *walks into the room with Jamie* Hi!

Gary: No

Jamie: Wow. He's really upset with you right now. Can't say I blame him, though

Me: Calm down, Gary. This ship has nothing to do with you

Gary: Good

(A)Misty: So... Who does it involve?

Me: Well... *remembers something* Shoot. I need to get Meowth

Jamie: Why didn't we get him on the way here?

Me: Cause I need an excuse for more story

Jamie: *whispers to me* Dude. You just destroyed the fourth wall

Me: *whispers* Fool. The fourth wall was destroyed since the beginning

×a few moments later×

Meowth: Alright! I'm here!

Me: Good! Here's the ship! *shows everyone the ship*

(A)Brock: Um...

Gary: BAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M IN A GOOD MOOD AGAIN!

(A)Misty: Of course you are...

Ash: My number one buddy in the entire world! Of course I love him!

Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu!

Me: Translate Meowth

Meowth: It's sayin' it loves the twerp too

Jamie: ...

Ash: Well, now that I'm done reacting, I'm gonna go train! Wait here for me buddy. I'm gonna get us some food in case we get hungry! *walks away*

Me: ...K. Ash is gone. What's your real opinion on this ship Pikachu?

Pikachu: Pika. Pi.

(A)Misty: Translate?

Meowth: Just. Friends.

Jamie: THANK. GOD.

Arceus: *out of nowhere* You're welcome

(A)Brock: ...What?

Me: I don't know at this point

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