Me: Don't remind me of those cursed fanfics!
Jamie: Is this another cursed ship?
Me: It's more cursed if you've seen THAT side of the fandom
Jamie: Oh... OH.
Me: Yeah. Let's go find them
×with the anime characters×
Gary: I better not have to do another ship...
(A)Brock: What happened to him?
(A)Misty: I probably don't want to know...
Ash: Apparently the last ship he did was really bad!
Gary: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!
Me: *walks into the room with Jamie* Hi!
Gary: No
Jamie: Wow. He's really upset with you right now. Can't say I blame him, though
Me: Calm down, Gary. This ship has nothing to do with you
Gary: Good
(A)Misty: So... Who does it involve?
Me: Well... *remembers something* Shoot. I need to get Meowth
Jamie: Why didn't we get him on the way here?
Me: Cause I need an excuse for more story
Jamie: *whispers to me* Dude. You just destroyed the fourth wall
Me: *whispers* Fool. The fourth wall was destroyed since the beginning
×a few moments later×
Meowth: Alright! I'm here!
Me: Good! Here's the ship! *shows everyone the ship*
(A)Brock: Um...
Gary: BAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M IN A GOOD MOOD AGAIN!
(A)Misty: Of course you are...
Ash: My number one buddy in the entire world! Of course I love him!
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu!
Me: Translate Meowth
Meowth: It's sayin' it loves the twerp too
Jamie: ...
Ash: Well, now that I'm done reacting, I'm gonna go train! Wait here for me buddy. I'm gonna get us some food in case we get hungry! *walks away*
Me: ...K. Ash is gone. What's your real opinion on this ship Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pika. Pi.
(A)Misty: Translate?
Meowth: Just. Friends.
Jamie: THANK. GOD.
Arceus: *out of nowhere* You're welcome
(A)Brock: ...What?
Me: I don't know at this point
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Pokemon Characters React to Ships
Fantasi(Cover made by @Yvonne_Queen) So, I've seen a couple of these, and I wanted to try one myself. I'll try my best to keep everyone in character. None of the characters in this book belong to me. Except for myself, of course. Hope you enjoy!