Chapter 17: Food Fight!

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A day passed, after what happened with Dark Pit yesterday, things were starting to calm down. Pit strolled down the hallways, wondering where his twin was at. He was to either just jump out and scare Pit, or get revenge on him. That was what he was probably planning... Pit hoped that he wasn't going to do that, but deep inside, Pit just knew that Dark Pit was going do that!

Pit was thinking on how to avoid Dark Pit, but that didn't work out. Pitto was patrolling the cafeteria entrance... Pit took a deep breath and made a run for it.

"Pit!" He chases after him. They both ran into the cafeteria and Pit tried to hide behind Palutena. But Dark Pit already saw him,
"Pit! I'm not going to harm you!"

The frighten angel stopped in his tracks and turned around,
"W-What? Your nothing going to hurt me? It's a miracle!"

Dark Pit shook his head,
"No! I still-... I-I mean I'm not going to!"

Pit smiled and jumped up,
"Yes! I knew you would break through that wall someday!"

Dark Pit was flustered,
"What? What wall?"

Pit stopped jumping,
"It's just an imaginary wall, don't get worried about it"

"There's a hole in the wall in one of the closets, what happened in there?" Dark Pit crossed his arms. Pit looked at him,
"What hole?"

"Did you do it? There was some voices I heard in there, it's probably a ghost or something" Pit lets out a smile,
"Yeah, it was definitely a ghost!"

Dark Pit shrugs,
"Maybe... Let's go sit at a table"

Pitto walks off, leaving Pit surprised. Usually he would try and make Pit mad. This time, Dark Pit didn't. He follows his twin, they both go get their trays and sit at a table.

"So... How's your morning Dark Pit?" Pit opened his bottle of water,
"It's going bad... But it's about to get better!"

Pit puts his water on the table,
"Oh yeah? What do you mean?"

Dark Pit opened his water and drank some of it. After he was finish, Pitto looked at the bottle,
"It's going to go something like this!"

Dark Pit stood up and threw some water at him, until it was all gone. Pit wiped off his face,
"Pitto! What the heck was that for?!"

Dark Pit smirked,
"It's about to get better!"

Pit looked at his twin,
"What do you-"

*splash!*

Behind Pit, Palutena and Ike dumped a whole bucket of ice cold water on him. Dark Pit started laughing, so did Palutena and Ike. Pit immediately stood up, ice cubes and water fell off his body.

"PITTO!" Pit looked at Dark Pit.
"What? I didn't do that! It was Ike and Palutena! Look behind you!"

Pit turned around,
"What?! Guys! Why did you do that?!"

Ike shrugs and Palutena giggles,
"Dark Pit told us to do it! This is the only time the Goddess of Light will listen to a ding-dong!"

Dark Pit threw his arms up,
"Hey!"

Pit glanced at Pitto, he grabbed his pie that he was eating and threw it onto Dark Pit's face. Pit pointed at him and laughed,
"Hahahaha! Get pied!"

Pitto cleaned off his face, there was frosting on his hand.
"PIT! NOW YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT!" He picked up his pie he was eating, aimed it at Pit and threw it. Pit has quick reflexes, so he dodged it and the pie hit the Goddess of Light instead. Dark Pit gasped,
"Palutena!"

She took off the frosting and gave the dark angel an evil look.
"Dark Pit!"

Pitto shook his head,
"I-I'm sorry! You shouldn't have been standing behind him!"

"Pitto! I might as well-"

Pit picked up another pie,
"FOOD FIGHT!" He threw the pie at the Radiant Hero. Everybody in the cafeteria, laughed and started throwing pies at each other.

Dark Pit picked up two pies,
"Surprise Pit!" He smacked the pies onto Pit's face and he fell over.
"Pitto! Your going to pay!" Pit rolled over, grabbed the nearest pie by him and threw it at his twin. It landed directly on his face.

"Pit! You are not cool!" Dark Pit wiped off the frosting with his hand and threw the leftovers at Pit,
"Hahaha! Please stop Pitto!"

Pit tried to cover himself with his arms, but the frosting still managed to get through. Dark Pit grabbed a bottle of water, opened it and poured the ice cold water onto him.

"Aaahh! That's freezing!" Pit did a barrel roll to the left and got up. After that, he ran around the cafeteria, with Dark Pit chasing him.

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A hour later, all of the pie-throwing stopped. Everybody was covered in frosting! Dark Pit was still chasing Pit,
"Get over here! I got something for you!"

Pit almost slipped, but he still was running,
"I'm not getting anything from you!"

Next thing you know, Pit crashes into Palutena, who was covered in frosting.

"Oh gosh! S-Sorry Lady Palutena!" Pit sat up, Dark Pit laughed. The Goddess stood up and grabbed both of the trouble makers,
"Your coming with me! You need to learn a lesson!"

Palutena started walking off until Pit fell onto the floor, trying to grab a table so he wouldn't have to go. Dark Pit did the same thing.

"Aaaahhh! S-Somebody help us!" Pit yelled and grabbed hold of a table, but he let go of it.

"Help! We are getting dragged away from the Goddess! Help me!" Dark Pit yelled.

All the characters watched as both Pit and Dark Pit were dragged out of the cafeteria. They were about to be taught a lesson they won't forget...

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