If u don't give two sh*ts about school, but u go to see it friends.
If u play random music.
If u go to bed at 4 Am.
If u don't get scared by FNAF 2 jumpscares.
If u think Golden Bonnie Is creepy as sh*t.
If u are W.E.I.R.D(from last thing, or whatever).
If u have a very annoying sibling or friend.
If u are the class clown.
If u hate Monday's.
If u dive head first into snow.
If u are just plain crazy.
If u sleep with a nightlight(still)
If u love Wattpad!!!
If u have poptropica.
If u are a nerd( gaming nerd, like me).
If u have the worst teacher in the galexy.
If u play man hunt.
If u play/like the NY Giants.
If u watch horror movies.
If u laugh out loud.
If u sing when no one is around.
If u watch Markiplier.
If u can be a derp.
If u are to lazy to do anything.
If u listen to dudstep music.
If u farted out loud.
If u were caught making a video in class.
If u would die for a watermelon.
If u would save someone.
If u would die for Ur family.
If u would cry if u were left alone for weeks.
If u love it family and friends.
YOU ARE READING
The Big Book Of Derp
RandomWARNING: this book is so FREAKING STUPID, your eye balls will fall out
