*me and my friend were texting, and it turned into a war..... heres a summary of what happened*
Me: *b*tch slaps her*
Friend: *throws me in a locker*
Me: *exploads the locker and glitches up into the celling*
Friend: *looks up*
Me: *pokes friends forehead from celling*
Friend: *glitches up in the celling and starts pokeing me*
Me: *glitches into the floor*
Friend: *grabs a shovle and gets me out of there then puts me in a locker*
Me: *breaks locker with a sleghammer then glitches through the hall*(It goes on for a long time)
YOU ARE READING
The Big Book Of Derp
De TodoWARNING: this book is so FREAKING STUPID, your eye balls will fall out