Me: *in my moms room on the computer tying this*
Mom: Toxic, come watch this with me *puts on 'the dead files'*
Me: im good
Mom: plz, for a little
Me: fine
*5 minutes later*
Me: *is like siting there terrified* never again will i do this
YOU ARE READING
The Big Book Of Derp
RandomWARNING: this book is so FREAKING STUPID, your eye balls will fall out
