Fall is finally hear!
This is the season to get yelled at,
By my mom.
*impression brought to u by KFC!!!*
Ma: GO TO BED NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ma its only 8:30, i can stay up longer
Ma: U HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Me: i know
Ma: GO TO SLEEP!!!!!*magicaly turns into Jeff The Killer*NOW!!!!!
Me: HOLY CRAP!!!! *runs to room and locks the door*
Thats practicaly how it is at my house, but i dont go to bed that early, thats just wrong.
*out of the story into the room of xXToxicCreator09Xx brought to u by Toxic herself!*
Me: *finishes writing story* *whispers*finally, this chapters done.
*Jeff The Killer breaks into my room*
Jeff:*bought to stab Toxic* GO TO SLEEP!!!!
Me: *Turns around* AH HOLY SHITZ MA HOWD GET INTO MY BEDROOM!!!!
Jeff: im not ur mother!
Me: oh wtf, my mother turned into u like*checks clock* 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: the hell?! U know what, ill kill u later!
Me: whatever
YOU ARE READING
The Big Book Of Derp
RandomWARNING: this book is so FREAKING STUPID, your eye balls will fall out
