Me: This bitch gotta take my shit! Like seriously! WHY?!?!?!!? WHY DO U TOUCH MY STUFF?!!?!??! if it's NOT URS, THEN DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT!!!!!!!! like damn!
Person who touched my stuff: Well shit, u getting hype over a fucking videogame! *takes my phone*
Me: *sets on fire* DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!
Person: *runs for dear life*
And this, people, is why u don't touch my stuff
YOU ARE READING
The Big Book Of Derp
RandomWARNING: this book is so FREAKING STUPID, your eye balls will fall out
