*in Freddy Fazbears Pizza! Brought to you by Freddys*
Me:*walking by the stage**sees bonnie's guitar*
Me: he wont mind if i take this.*takes guitar**2 hours later*
Bonnie:*walks to stage* HEY!!! WHERES MY GUITAR!!!!!!*think who could have taken it*
*He figures out*
Bonnie: TOXIC!!!!!!!!
*In the office*
Me: *Hears bonnie scream 'TOXIC!!!'*
Me: OH SH*T!!!!!!!! I GOT TO HIDE!!!!*thinks where to hide* Crap bonnie knows where my hiding places are!
*Bonnie appears in door*
Bonnie: HERE'S BONNIE!!!!!
Me: *Screams**3 hours later*
*bonnie is now sitting on me playing his guitar*
Me: plz get off me, i had Jeff sit on me a week ago(about a week ago ^w^).
Bonnie: nope
Me:*whines* PLEASE!!!!!
Bonnie: shut up Toxic!
Me: Foxy!! HELP BONNIE IS SITTING ON ME!!!!
Foxy: Not after the 'what does the fox say' thing lass.
Me: *IDEA!!!!* CHICA!!!! BONNIES HURTING ME!!!!!
Bonniee: wait? WHAT??!!
Chica:*punches bonnie in the face* THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR HURTING TOXIC!!!!
Bonnie:*laying on the floor*
Freddy:*walks in the room and sees bonnie on the floor* F*ck this sh*t im out.*6AM Bell*
Me: see u guys later, i guess.*sees golen freddy and high fives him*
Me: sup goldy
Goldy: sup Toxic....uh... what happened?
Me: bonnie was sitting on me and then Chica punched him in the face.
Goldy: oh
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The Big Book Of Derp
AcakWARNING: this book is so FREAKING STUPID, your eye balls will fall out