Me: *is just randomly walking by the beach*
Shark: *comes out of nowhere and bites my leg*
Me: OH HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! BAD SHARK!!!!!! *throws holy water on it* GO IN ZEH CORNER!!!!!!
Shark: *leaves with my leg*
Me: DAMN IT MY LEG IS MISSIG!!!
Shark: (￣ω￣)
Me: (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣
YOU ARE READING
The Big Book Of Derp
AcakWARNING: this book is so FREAKING STUPID, your eye balls will fall out
