Me: what time is it??
Muffin: ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random guy: actually its 12:30 so..................
Muffin: SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *is like 'wtf there is a talking muffin'*
YOU ARE READING
The Big Book Of Derp
RandomWARNING: this book is so FREAKING STUPID, your eye balls will fall out
