*science class period 6 (that's when i have science)*
Me and everyone else: *doing work and talking a little*
Smurf: *looks and sees 2 things disfigured* Uh.... Mrs. Cline, wtf is that?!
Mrs. Cline(science teacher): Smurf sit down and you'll find out in a minute
Smurf: *sits down*
Mrs. Cline: Ok class, i have something to show u all *holds up the 2 disfigured things*
Friend: WHAT IS THAT???!!!!
Mrs. Cline: it's a brain and and eye, and yes they are both real
Everybody: AH *screaming sound like thing*
Me: *almost throws up*
*Everybody (besides smurf and 3 other kids) have their heads on the desks trying to cover their eyes*
Mrs. Cline: do u guys want me to pass it around?
Everybody(besides the 4 people): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Cline: *chuckles* i was just kidding with u
Me: * cant take it much longer*
*bell rings*
Me: *is out of the room right when it rings* NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!!! OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Authors Note:
This was so VERY VERY VERY REAL!!!!!!!
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The Big Book Of Derp
RandomWARNING: this book is so FREAKING STUPID, your eye balls will fall out