Burt: My sarcasm will probably get me killed one day.
Sven: I find it highly unlikely that sarcasm could kill you.
Burt: No seriously, someone's gonna be like, holding a knife and I'll say something stupid like, "Oh, whatcha gonna do with that? Stab me?"
(Later)
Burt: *Dying from stab wound* I told you so.
Sven: *Sighs* You told me so.
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Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust a bunch of incorrect quotes that I've found everywhere... I have too many of these. Most of these are not mine, but I can't remember which ones I found and which ones I made up. Have fun with this anyway!
