Burt: I call player one.
Dave: Don't be silly! You're my player two! *Boops nose*
Sven: What does that make me, then?
Burt: I just want to play Mario Kart, I swear to God-
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Burt: Of all the seven trillion nerves in my body, there is not one you haven't gotten on right now.
Charles: All I did was say hi...
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Dave: *Rainbow motion* Imagination!
Burt: I'm imagining death.
Sven: Yours or ours?
Terrence Suave: *Pops out of nowhere* Why not both?
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Charles: What time is it?
Burt: Time for you to get a life.
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Sven: If I run and jump at Burt, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Henry: I don't believe you.
Sven: *Calls to Burt* Burt, catch me!
Burt: Sven, I'm holding coffee, and-
Also Burt: *Drops coffee mug to catch Sven*
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Dave: My name's Dave with a b and I've been afraid of insects my entire-
Rupert: Wait, wait. Where?
Dave: Where what?
Rupert: Where's the b?
Dave: ThERe'S a BeE?!
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Child!Sven: *Doing homework* Sixty-nine, sixty-ten... wait. Dad, what comes after sixty-nine?
Reginald: (Half-asleep and unable to think properly) Mouthwash.
Child!Sven: Sixty-eight, sixty-nine, mouthwash- but that doesn't make sense!
Reginald: Oooh, you meant the number.
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Sven: Burt is like a cat.
Henry: How so?
Sven: *Walks up to Burt*
Burt: No, don't touch me, this is my personal bubble and if you come in I will have no hesitation in attacking.
(Later)
Burt: *Lays head in Sven's lap* I want attention.
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Child!Sven: Dad, can I have a cookie?
Reginald: Did you ask pappa?
Child!Sven: Yeah, he said no.
Reginald: Why are you asking me, then?
Child!Sven: Because he's not the boss of you?
Reginald: (Internally) This is a trap, this is a trap, this is a trap, this is-
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Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust a bunch of incorrect quotes that I've found everywhere... I have too many of these. Most of these are not mine, but I can't remember which ones I found and which ones I made up. Have fun with this anyway!
