Charles: If the sun is hot and Jupiter is made of cheese, how many top hats can you wear inside a whale?
Burt: Purple.
Charles: No, the answer is packing peanuts.
Burt: Oh, I see, because you carry the six, and-
Sven: What?
(Alternately)
Charles: If the sun is hot and Jupiter is made of cheese, how many top hats can you wear inside a whale?
Burt: I dunno, ask Reginald.
Charles: What?
Burt: He's the only one crazy enough to wear more than one top hat.
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Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust a bunch of incorrect quotes that I've found everywhere... I have too many of these. Most of these are not mine, but I can't remember which ones I found and which ones I made up. Have fun with this anyway!
