Henry: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Burt: 5' 7".
Charles: But... that's my height...
Burt: *Sips coffee* You said it, not me.
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Sven: Hey, Burt, truth or dare?
Burt: Truth.
Henry: When's the last time you slept?
Burt: Uh... nevermind, dare.
Reginald: I dare you to sleep.
Burt: This game isn't fun.
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Burt: So, Charlie, you just took a Corona test?
Charles: *Nods*
Burt: Wanna know something funny?
Charles: Everytime you say that, you say something mean.
Burt: If the test comes back positive...
Charles: Please don't.
Burt: It'll be the first time you ever pass a test.
Charles: Why do you hate me?
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Burt: We're all gonna die.
Charles: No, don't say that! Be positive!
Burt: We're all gonna die. *Jazz hands*
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Burt: SiX mONtHs!
Sven: What's wrong?
Charles: Oh, nothing, noth-
Burt: THaT'S hOW lONg yOu sToOd bY aNd wATcHeD mE wAtER a FAkE pLaNt!
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Henry: Charles just quit.
Burt: Finally. I've got the confetti and streamers ready.
Henry: Your sense of brotherly love confuses me.
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Henry: Burt, why are you smiling? You never do that!
Burt: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Sven: ... Charles just tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Henry: Hey, Burt, I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in this room.
Burt: Well, how am I supposed to do that?
Henry: What?
Burt: Sven and Dave didn't show up!
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Burt: *Standing on a chair*
Sven: Oh, hey, Burt, are you playing a game or something?
Burt: Uhm... yeah, sure. It's called "I just saw a spider and I have no idea where it went".
Sven: *Scrambles to get on chair*
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Burt: People say arachnophobia is stupid.
Burt: "They're not dangerous! They're tiny!"
Burt: Well, so are grenades, Karen.
Burt: So. Are. Grenades.
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Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust a bunch of incorrect quotes that I've found everywhere... I have too many of these. Most of these are not mine, but I can't remember which ones I found and which ones I made up. Have fun with this anyway!
