Hallo, to the like three or four people reading this! I want to say something before we get to the quotes. (PLZ DON'T SKIP!!!)
I have more than just incorrect quotes for Henry Stickmin. I also do oneshots, art, headcanons, etc. So I'm going to make a separate book for that.
I'm not sure what to call it yet, but as soon as I make it I'll put out the link!
Catch y'all later!
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RHM: *After Reginald adopted Sven* Why did he do this, I don't even want a child, I don't want to take care of a child, I'm a fighter not a father, I-
Toddler!Sven: Pa... pappa!
RHM: ...
RHM: *Picks up Sven* This is my child, I love him, I will protect him until my last breath, anyone who dares touch him will suffer my wrath, I-
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Charles: *Taps table*
Burt: *Aggressively taps back*
Henry: What are they doing?
Sven: Morse code.
Burt: *Slams table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Burt: Who the (redacted) took the last brownie?!
Charles: Language!
Burt: Oh, sorry.
Burt: Might I inquire as to the identity of the person who has taken the last (redacted) brownie?!
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Henry: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- --..-- / . ...- . -. / .. ..-. / .. / .-- .- ... / .-. .. --. .... - / .. .----. -- / ... - .. .-.. .-.. / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- .-.-.-
Charles: *Who was still angry at him over some fight they'd had* What was that?
Henry: It was...
Charles: Don't say it.
Henry: Remorse code.
Charles: I'm like, ten million times angrier at you right now.
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Charles: Hey, Henry, I made you a friendship bracelet!
Henry: Oh, thanks, but I'm not really a jewellry kind of guy.
Charles: You don't have to wear it if you don't want-
Henry: No, I'm going to wear it forever, back off.
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Burt: I don't need friends.
Burt: They disappoint me.
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Burt: *Spreads out arms* Kill me.
Charles: *Tackle hugs him* WITH KINDNESS!!!
Charles: *Spreads out arms* Kill me.
Burt: *Smacks him over the head* No.
(Brotherly love at it's finest.)
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Burt: Ugh, the power's out and I don't know where the flashlights are.
Charles: Don't worry! I've got this!
(Muffled thud and a crash later)
Charles: *Having crashed into the table* Dammit... I thought I was wearing my light up Sketchers.
Burt: *Having went and found a flashlight like a normal person* ...
Burt: Well, that was a thing.
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Charles: Here you go, Burt, a nice hot cup of coffee.
Burt: This is cold.
Charles: A nice cup of coffee.
Burt: This tastes terrible.
Charles: A cup of coffee.
Burt: Is this even coffee?
Charles: ...
Charles: Cup.
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Henry: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Charles: *Yeets Burt across the table*
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Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust a bunch of incorrect quotes that I've found everywhere... I have too many of these. Most of these are not mine, but I can't remember which ones I found and which ones I made up. Have fun with this anyway!
