Charles: Thanks for taking me out to dinner, Henry! But wasn't the bill a little expensive?
Henry: *Slips Reginald's wallet into his pocket* Ehh, it's not a big deal.
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Henry: Charles, you can't solve all your problems by crashing a helicopter into them!
Charles: You'd be surprised how well hitting helicopters works.
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Burt: I don't know exactly when the middle of my life is.
Burt: ...
Burt: So I've just decided to have an ongoing crisis.
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Ellie: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Henry?
Henry: No.
Charles: I do!
Ellie: I know, Charles.
Charles: I'm sad!
Ellie: I know, Charles.
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Sven: (Drunk out of his mind) *Points to Dave and Burt* These are my boyfriends, suckers!
Burt: We're your husbands, Sven.
Sven: My husbands! Even better!
(Sven doesn't drink alcohol much, but when he does, he gets DRUNK)
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Ellie: Alcohol is great, but you know what's better? Romance. Never been in love? Me either, pass me the bottle.
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Burt: People are like walls.
Burt: Hard, strong.
Burt: But really, really fun to break down.
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Dave: When life gives you lemons...
Burt: Throw them away and grab a crowbar instead.
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Henry: You've all heard of Cat in the Hat, now get ready for... Pan with a plan!
Charles: Hi!
Henry: Stressed and depressed!
Burt: Sup?
Henry: Straight who you hate!
Wall/Prison Warden: What?
Henry: Bi bein' high!
Ellie: Hola como estas.
Henry: And finally... gay in the way!
Also Henry: Hello!
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Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust a bunch of incorrect quotes that I've found everywhere... I have too many of these. Most of these are not mine, but I can't remember which ones I found and which ones I made up. Have fun with this anyway!
