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Charles: There is one thing worse than a rapist! *Pulls off paper* Boom!
Burt: *Nods* A child.
Charles: NO.

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Charles: *Fires gun into the air*
Burt: *Falls of couch in shock*
Charles: Pff-
Burt: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T (redacted) LOVE YOU!!

(Burt has ballistophobia, or a fear of bullets/projectiles. That's why the only time he panics is when Charles shoots a super accurate laser at the rocket)

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Charles: Henry, I'm scared!
Henry: *Turns on light* What's wrong?
Charles: There's a monster under my bed!
Burt: *Kicks the top bunk* MOTHER-

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Sven: Why don't you ever socialize, Burt?
Burt: Because people are ✨ disgusting ✨
Sven: ...
Sven: How did you physically make that sound?
Burt: ✨Magic✨

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Burt: *Jokingly* And remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with me.
Sven: Pfft- That won't be a problem.
Sven: *Two days later* GUYS I HAVE A PROBLEM.

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Sven: *Sits up suddenly* Dammit, today's the day of the rocket launch!
Sven: Wait, I'm not the one leading this operation. 
Sven: *Lays back down*
Sven: *Jumps up* I'M THE DRIVER-

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Burt: I prevented a murder today.
Sven: Really?! How?!
Burt: Self-control.

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Ellie: Hey, Sven, are you free tonight?
Sven: Uhm... yeah, why?
Ellie: What about you, Burt?
Burt: Yeah.
Ellie: Well, good, I'm not, enjoy your date!
Ellie: *Walks out*
Burt: ... What just happened?

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Burt: WHO DRANK MY COFFEE?! DO YOU WANNA GO-
Sven: Oh, that was me, I didn't know it was yours, sorry.
Burt: Go... out with me? I can get more coffee later.

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Charles: Who needs a driver's license?
Charles: Driving is just Mario Kart, but slower and you can't throw blue shells at people!
Burt: ...
Burt: YoU'RE a HeLIcOPTer PiLOt!

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Charles: Can you pass the salt?
Burt: Can you pass your classes?
Charles: *Cries* Too much!

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